Will: "Yo I got these twins to give me a flute salad last night"
Luke: "Please tell me you played the Best, and Loudest Banger of OSRS, the official song of the Calquat clan???"
Luke: "Please tell me you played the Best, and Loudest Banger of OSRS, the official song of the Calquat clan???"
by Teky.SB August 31, 2022

by reidsgirl December 15, 2012

An electrified chicken flute is a sexual act where the recipient gets either oral sex or a hand job while eating deliciously prepared fried chicken.
by Ayeezybones September 17, 2019

1. true love.
Woman mocks man in public.
Man tomahawk swings arm backwards and grabs woman on soft buttock makes Henry Cavill chin and walks up street.
Man looks back at woman.
Woman deciding to throw glass champagne flute at man.
Man catches woman glinting eye like super man looking at Wonder Woman.
Woman holds composure, flute and pink flower in opposite hand steady and decides not to throw.
Woman feels, swoons and realises near fatality.
Woman mocks man in public.
Man tomahawk swings arm backwards and grabs woman on soft buttock makes Henry Cavill chin and walks up street.
Man looks back at woman.
Woman deciding to throw glass champagne flute at man.
Man catches woman glinting eye like super man looking at Wonder Woman.
Woman holds composure, flute and pink flower in opposite hand steady and decides not to throw.
Woman feels, swoons and realises near fatality.
by Vegemiteman January 19, 2021

by Mootillda November 13, 2021

Contrary to the Mormon bagpipe: fucking an armpit, the Peruvian Flute is fucking the leg crease from the thigh to the calf. South of the border.
To heck with the Mormon bagpipe; I just got back from my mission in Peru and taught my brethren the Peruvian Flute
by MormonsR'Us September 15, 2022

by danahougen@gmail.com January 28, 2023
