The Floppy Golf Club

The man lays on his back perched on his shoulders, ass in the air. The woman (or man) uses the partners flaccid dick to push his balls as close to his asshole as possible. Like a game of mini golf. extra points for any balls made in

My wife's new favorite game is "The Floppy Golf Club" and I must agree it is fun to play after the kids head off to bed.

by Uncon_Cabbage January 4, 2024

floppy extrusion

A penis.

That there is one floppy extrusion.

by Ohhohohhhhohh February 18, 2018

Floppy donkey

When a cock is so big, it flops and sways around like a donkey dick

That dude has a floppy donkey!

by Madmonk210 September 17, 2023

floppy talk

Conversation about computer stuff which has reached the level of detail that average person don't understand.

John: ''Usually that CPU would be enough, but i require at least 8 TFlops and that's without streaming.''
Peter: ''I heard that 7th gen will fall on knees before AMD's Ryzen. I might even switch. Benchmarks seems promising.''
Mary: ''There goes the FLOPPY TALK again. Wanna get some drinks, Jane?''

by floppy man April 15, 2017

Floppy Stripes

Floppy Stipes I was so drunk when I had sex with that chick last night. I can't for the life of me remember her name all I remembered seeing was Floppy toys coming out of a striped shirt.

Hey Bruh did you get with that Floppy Stripes chick again or what?

by That As whole ya know August 24, 2018

Floppy flop

Masturbating in the back of a car while on break at work. Also known as a car jacking

I’ll be right back bro imma floppy flop on my 15

by Dumbshit Danny August 3, 2023

floppy wapdego

A large, floppy, and nasty vagina.

Fuck that bitch she gotta floppy wapdego.

by cock meister July 30, 2012