Neg Flex

Short for negative flexing.

Boasting competitively about how terrible your experience was.

Person A: "Oh man, I drank so much last night"

Person B: "Well I drank so much, I can't remember a thing and I'm pretty sure I threw up on my Mum."

Person A: "Dude, why you have to neg flex right now?"

by Odear April 7, 2019

Paper fleet

When mail trucks travel together in groups.

As I was driving to work today I passed a paper fleet on the other side of the road.

by Uzimac03 September 18, 2019

Ella Fleet

Ella is a cool cat. She is the best person ever. And the most important. I want to be her and so does most people. You are dumb if you don't.

Ella Fleet is so cool!

Yeah i know right! She is the most coolest person ever!

by alalsbajjqkqbwqajwhqoqiwkw November 16, 2020

Developer Flex

Writing complex programming code to show that you are a "good" developer.

Dev 1: This is the most complex code I have ever seen. Why do we need all these methods?
Dev 2: I guess he was just trying to developer flex

by The Red Head Developer December 21, 2020

mango flex

when friends living in the tropics flex by casually eating fresh tropical fruits that are egregiously priced in the west (such as high quality mangoes) while videoconferencing and visibly expressing the satisfaction and joy, sometimes even talking about the quality and varietals of the fruit

friend 1: sends a photo of two mason jar full of mango juice, fresh green coconut, tagged "breakfast in bed"
friend 2: there you go again. back with your mango flex, huh?
friend 3: hmm. maybe we should terminate friend 1?

by recognoscoo July 18, 2021

Shapiro flex

The notion of disctracting from a lack of intellectualism by flexing your biceps to a bunch of right wing dumbf***s.

What? You want to hear what I actually know about politics even though I just went through my entire catalog of opinion pieces and buzz words?...
LEMME SHOW U THEM GUNS! *shapiro flexes bi- and/or triceps*

by massiveDmolition August 24, 2021

crux fleet

Crux fleet a boat located in guyun stone forest in the eastern direction

The crux fleet is the only way to get to inazuma

by Emma_:) January 16, 2022