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Facebook

A piece of garbage some faggot nerd made up that killed all the chances guys wanting to get laid.

Facebook did 3 things

A. Turned all girls into star wannabes, therefore all girls have a like page and all they care about is attention.

Sites like Xanga and Myspace used to be hookup sites but ever since the garbage Facebook came up it all of sudden became a " networking " site

B. Every attempt a guy makes on A girl every other girl will know about it. Hence the " mutual " friends.

One girl would meet a guy and ask his or her mutual friends how that guy is, if the mutual friend says something bad about the guy the guy is DONE.

C. Increased the amount of club promoters, a bunch of faggots that just want women inside the club meaning girls used to go to clubs to meet men, but when the discovered they are in demand for the club door, they started to just go there to get attention.

In general Facebook is a piece of garbage that destroyed chances for guys to get laid, or meet women in general

Other uses of Facebook is that it makes it extremely awkward for guys that failed after messaging a chick and meeting them in person
James: Yo man I tried talking to this girl on facebook, I think her name is Sarah or something, she is fine as fuck, I'm definitely gonna get it!

John: Forget about it man Sarah a " mutual " friend of mine already called you a player.

James: Fucking A man, sofucking A...
by Diamond Liger September 5, 2012
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Facebooked

When something comes out that is new and revolutionary, then a year or so later something else comes out that takes the concept of the first thing and makes it better, ultimately leading to more popularity of the second thing and the decline of the first thing. That's getting facebooked.

Ex- myspace defeat by facebook
Guy 1: Hey remember when Guitar Hero 3 came out?
Guy 2:Yeah
Guy 1: But then Rock Band came out the same year and was better?
Guy 2:Yeah
Guy 1:Guitar Hero totally got facebooked!
by "Caesar" The Great September 30, 2010
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facebookable

A chick/dude who is good looking enough to be considered a facebook friend
Jill: "oh...hes facebookable"

or

Brian: "Yo what do u think about that chick over there?"
Jahn: "WHOA snap out of it.....she is absolutley not facebookable."
by Lindsay C. February 16, 2008
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Facebook

Giving a man oral sex while reciting lines from a book or story so as to create vibrations along the man's penis, providing extra stimulation.
"Dude, after the LotR signing session, I found this drunk chick who actually gave me a facebook!"
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facebooked

When you write something personal on facebook, and then someone who you're not really friends with finds out.
I didn't want my relationship status to appear on facebook, so I removed it. Facebook handled this by creating a mini-feed item that said "YourDailyLOL is no longer listed as Single!" Then random coworkers came up to me to ask about the "big news." The irony, though, is that I've been in an ltr for over a year, but just didn't want to announce it. I got facebooked.
by YourDailyLOL October 21, 2008
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Facebook

A place where lowlives and fake people hangout. The more clever people don’t buy into the illusions.
They’re out to get me. They just sent me a friend request. Facebook!
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker January 24, 2021
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facebooked it

the act of shortening your words of speech to facebook form. to make it like you were writing it on facebook! (ie: wtf, lmao, etc...)
"what the F#&$!?!... ahhh man, i should've facebooked it so my daughter wouldn't have heard me!"
by sunnysmile February 25, 2010
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