Edward Lee Bobo Jr.

Fat head ass nigga, that think he funny. His ass weak asl and don’t ever make no sense. He a bitch ass nigga that nobody ever sees because he so little, so niggas be running into him.

Was that Edward Lee Bobo Jr. cause I ran into him, I ain’t see his bitch ass right there.

by Ryan Fred November 26, 2018

Edward Cullen

He’s the kind of psychotic guy with many issues who sneaks into girls’ bedrooms to watch them sleep.

Apparently he suffers from a horrible disease in which he believes he is a “vampire”, yet also a 108 year old teenage boy.

As you can see, this very charming and handsome fuckboy will lure girls such as Isabella Swan to suffer from thinking she would rather die than be away from him.

Bella Swan: OMG EDWARD CULLEN IS SO HANDSOME!!!! Sksksksksk

Random person: wtf

by Kihara Pseudonym April 7, 2019

Edward Cullen

EVERY.BOYFRIENDS.NIGHTMARE!!!
AKA
The hottest Vampire that will protect you and steal your girl

Twilight new moon

Bella: Were breaking up Jacob...
Jacob: Its cause of that bloodsucker huh?
Bella: Its always been Edward Cullen!

by Mrs.Cullen108 May 1, 2020

Edward pikeman

A guy that has a pimple face and looks like a cat and is kind of a jerky and he is a smug bich that probably has an anime body pillow

Edward pikeman is here to try to get the camp

by Campcamp pp May 18, 2020

elwardo

An amazing person who cares so much about people and most of the time doesnt get it back. Elwardo is jaw droppingly gorgeous and has an amazing sense of humour. Elwardo only cares about their family and only has eyes for one person in particular. Don’t underestimate an elwardo they are stronger than they look .

Person1- who’s elwardo?
Person2- a person u don’t want to mess with!

by Elwardo458 August 14, 2020

edwardsexual

to be in love with edward cullen

"yes im edwardsexual"

by fysfaith January 11, 2021

escarghost

The after-life / spirit existence of a snail.

"Hey Mikey, what do you call a dead snail? And escarghost."

by Hopkins21 February 10, 2021