Elysia

The coolest chick I have ever known. Listens to all kinds of music no matter the genre. Very real, and cool af.

Yea Elysia listens to rock.

by 67oldsoul November 21, 2023

Elysium

Place where everything is perfect. Money groves on trees, gasoline is unlimited, you can use cheats for health (if you get cancer, just say FUCK CANCER and you will be healthy). Porsche 911 is something like Toyota Prius here.

Jimmy: Bro where u wanna live?
Thomas: In Elysium its just perfect place my G.

by elysiumboy February 2, 2024

Elisse

The goddess you cannot deceive. She will see through your lies and hold you accountable. She will likely love you, despite all of your flaws. Keeper of secrets and holds her promises. (Probably covered in random tattoos) the best sex you'll ever have is with her, but good luck getting her attention. Easily the sexiest woman you've ever seen. You can plead but she's still going to leave if you don't bring peace.

Independent, firecracker who could manipulate any human but she fights against her own seduction to be genuine. She is the best mother I've ever seen.

She will give you everything you want until you leave her wanting.

Don't ever mess up and fumble Eli. No one can compare.

After all she's named after Elysium, Paradise for the Gods. . .

If I could just get Elisse to leave Denver, she'd be happy but I guess I'll help her build someone fast to drive instead.

That Elisse is all anyone can talk about.
Elisse's smile consumes her whole face and changes the way the light in the room shines.

by Skrrrtorsquiiiirrt April 15, 2024

elyasaf

a submissive cute femboy elf pet

woah! look at elyasaf!!

yeah !

wooo

by Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex May 11, 2024

Elysiums

Pedophilia. That's literally it. A place where a group of pedophiles coordinate. Stay away from this at all costs.

Bro did you hear about those guys from Elysiums? They got arrested for liking kids.

by Zasdrums May 24, 2024

Elissa

A slag that gives boys head in their cars and fucks guys on the first link but claims shes not a slag. Elissa also craves male attention and looses boys in clubs but denies it

Who gave you head in a car??

“Elissa”

by 10… July 9, 2024

Elysia

A girl that normally has a humongous fat ass. Shes super funny and probably the nicest person you will ever meet. Elysia’s are normally the kind of girl you should value having in your life because she is an amazing person. Elysia’s are also sexy and cute and funny again

Boy 1: Omg you fw elysia?
Boy 2: Damn u lucky

by girlwdfisutalmbout January 22, 2025