Duolingo

A cognitive trap disguised as a language learning service to keep people addicted until they lose the ability to speak their native language leaving them with no cognition.

Duolingo should've called itself Antilinguo. My friend lost his ability to communicate after using Duolingo and knows absolutely nothing for the rest of his life. We had to Euthanize him because there were no solutions.

by BetterSkatez July 1, 2025

Duolingo

A bird that will kidnap your family while you're asleep unless you do 1 lesson daily

Person 1: Hey, I did my Duolingo yesterday, now I'm at Unit 35
Person 2: Bro, I forgot! Let me call my mom.
*Person 2 calls his mother, no response*
Person 1: Dang, bro.

by HERHUGEBOOBS August 24, 2025

toll dumplings

Toll Dumplings is when you deposit some cum on a girl's stomach, when you pay her money for sex.

Atleast I got to deposit some toll dumplings on the prostitute's stomach, she was way to expensive!

by Daddy Wrong Legs August 4, 2009

steamed dumpling

A form of foreplay in which a female places her mouth around a man's clothed genitals and blows hot air. The result is a steamed dumpling.

Ian went crazy when he got his first steamed dumpling.

It's freezing in here; can you give me a steamed dumpling?

I got my dumpling steamed!

by Dumplingsteamer May 4, 2010

Chocolate Dumpling

The last shit crap droplet that just doesnt quite make it all the way down the drain, and ends up coming back up after the flushing stops. Is usually rather small and often a companion to the Cottonelle Caper.

George W. Bush's dog then regurgimitated the Chocolate Dumpling he ate earlier from an electric port-o-potty.

by EmailinaTHeArNer June 13, 2011

chicken dumpling

to take a poop

Sarah: dude why does the bathroom smell so bad?
Katie: Sorry I had to take a chicken dumpling.

by chickendumplings4life May 12, 2015

stuffed dumpling

The act of putting your Testicals inside an anus.

I'm going to try the Stuffed Dumpling tonight. Like for dinner? Nope.

by FusionF5 July 2, 2015