Duck song

A national anthem for all the nerds out there. You can dance to this song wherever and whenever and even with your rubber duck. Just remember: the first duck song is the best.

5 year old says 'The duck song is a bop!'
nerdy 14 year old 'OMG!!It is lit.'

by quacking up with laughter April 13, 2019

Rip the Duck

Taking a nasty lax shot

Bro: Bro, let's go shoot. I'm gonna rip the duck
Guy: Whatever. I like baseball. And dudes.

by laxabunga123 January 29, 2010

duck suck

Quack, Quack, Quack...

Very sensual Quack

I want you to duck suck me

by Weeeeeeeeeeeee!!!! May 19, 2020

Donald Ducking

To walk around wearing only a shirt, in the style made famous by the Disney character of the same name.

My hot neighbor spends a lot of time Donald Ducking in the windows of her apartment while talking on the phone.

by Irate October 10, 2007

smut duck

An extremely dirty or vial slut that will never be a swan. The "smut duck" usually takes advantage of the drunkest guy(s) at a party. A.K.A. mud duck(hideous female)..... however dirtier(ie. taking it in the ass).

Man that Hannah chick is a real smut duck!

by Dalen, Drew, and Cole September 17, 2005

donald duck

v. to wear a shirt with no pants.

Hey, it's a nice day today. I think I'll donald duck it.

by esong March 25, 2004

fuck a duck

An ode to duck fucking to the tune of the popular children's song, "Row, Row, Row Your Boat"

Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck.
Screw a kangaroo.
69 a porcupine.
Orgy at the zoo.

Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck.
Screw a kangaroo.
Finger an orangutang.
Orgy at the zoo.

Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck.
Screw a kangaroo.
Eat a grape, rape an ape.
Orgy at the zoo.

Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck.
Screw a kangaroo.
Masturbate with a snake
Sunning at the zoo.

Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck
Gently in the ass
Roll around on the ground
Until you cum at last!

by Quackalishus March 22, 2004