Dumpster diving

Dumpster diving is when you are providing oral services for a female with a particularly fishy disposition

Dude 1: Dude why does your face smell like bad cooch?
Dude 2: Oh yea man I just finished dumpster diving Lindsay Lohan

by bzerkap April 10, 2015

Scuba Diving

When you eat a girl out while taking a bath together

Dude, Tracy and I went scuba diving together last night.

by SuckMyDillon October 8, 2017

shoe dive

when a white person gets tricked by a black person in a game of pork chop and falls face first while yelling.

this word was created by me when my friend was tricked while yelling shoes.

also related to shoe diver

Man he shoe dived so hard","Yeah hes such a shoe diver.

by b.l.t. black laughing toddler July 14, 2010

Swan dive

The act of abruptly proceeding to fingerbash a female in an unexpected and inappropriate manner.

John felt dinner with Sarah was getting awkward so he went for a swan dive to break the tension.

by Polonski October 19, 2012

Dick Diving

When sitting in an upright position trying not to nod off, ones head tends to dip down towards the penis in a diving motion, hence, Dick Diving.

Daymon: "Hey Bill"
Bill: "Yeh?"
Daymon:"Look at Mat, there he goes, Dick Diving wit the best of 'em"

by Anonymous night shift worker March 28, 2009

Scuba Diving

Vaginal Motorboating

I went scuba diving between her legs

by blondeitalian November 10, 2013

dumpster diving

Dumpster Diving is the term given to 'going down on' a really really ugly, skanky female. Generally her loose-as-a-goose, diseased pussy is considered as the 'dumpster'.

I walked in and caught you dumpster diving your fat ugly sister. Whats up with that dude?

This definition was made up on the spot.

by Diego December 5, 2003