dirty dijona

when she strangles you with her hair and then gives you head while finger in your asshole.

My girlfriend gave me a hard dirty dijona yesterday.

by dirty ludvig March 28, 2022

Disco Dion

some nonce who lives in amesbury. he does discos for kids and gives them sweets or maybe even slime he is a massive addict to spray paint i do not know why but the only thing i do know about him is that he is a paedo

disco dion is dodgy

by big fat tubby December 30, 2022

Jewmie Dimon

The CEO of GayPMorgan and Chase, a rich Harvard jew douchebag who makes billions so he can bang all da hot biches!

Jewmie Dimon went to Harvard and then his Jewish ass got rich and famous and banged hot biches

by D Flawless April 7, 2023

Paul Didonato

A person who is only looking out for himself will ask his mom for her last 5 bucks and never pay it back. Will have his friends help him with things but when they need help he’s in another country.

Did you hear what jimmy did?
No what?

He pulled a Paul Didonato on Eric and now Eric has no money.
Wow! That sure sounds like a Paul Didonato

by Robertmorningwood September 29, 2023

Celine Dion

That's what you call a singer, not teenie bopper "singers" like Ariana Grande and Miley Cyrus. Sure their songs are catchy, but they're not "singers". Celine Dion though, she puts all her emotion and soul in her songs. Hell, I even like her French songs and I don't even speak a word of French.

Goodbye's (The Saddest Word) is my favourite song by Celine Dion

by UltimateDoge April 30, 2024

Celine Dion

A girl too young to have a proper relationship with, requiring time and effort cultivating a platonic friendship to reap the benefits of a legitimate, legal relationship later. A euphemism for someone who is groomed. See also 401k.

Best used in cases where the pursuer is an older, well-connected gentleman of wealth, especially where the "friendship" includes making the girl's dreams come true. See also 401k.

"Who is that? She looks kinda young to be working here."
- "That's the new secretary in our training program. She wants to be a paralegal."
"Wow, she's beautiful."
- "Hey! Hands off the merchandise. She's my Celine Dion."

by Muziqmatrix May 17, 2025

Spicy Dijon

When one urinates and cums in the anus of someone who has been eating spicy food, in turn creating a spicy dijon mixture consisting of urine, cum and spicy poo.

Dude last taco Tuesday I gave Sharon the creamiest spicy dijon of her life.

by Poo_shlinger November 7, 2025