The crusty fecal matter that cannot be removed on the first wipe. These devilish pieces of turd dangle like unwanted Christmas ornaments. Just as you commit to wiping any remnants away, they form into tiny clusters resembling a horrible goulash of brown and black nuggets.
by DingleDangle November 9, 2007
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syndrome and the all familiar skid mark. Can be alleviated by immediate shower following a nice relaxing dump. Most men, however, enjoy the accumulation and smell of a finely aged dingleberry!
syndrome and the all familiar skid mark. Can be alleviated by immediate shower following a nice relaxing dump. Most men, however, enjoy the accumulation and smell of a finely aged dingleberry!
Man, I haven't washed my stink hole for two weeks, and have come down with a serious case of ass itch. I hate to do it but I think I'll get my girl to clip off those delightful dingleberrys! Sure will miss the skids!
by King Turd January 21, 2006
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dont you hate when you think you pinched your turd off only to find youve been carrying it around all day?
by urexcellency May 16, 2003
Get the dingle berry mug.1. (noun) The result of toilet paper (usually of inferior quality) disintegrating in one's rectal cavity, which inevitably induces the retention of fecal matter terminating in a condition known as dingle berries, or a failed attempt to clean the anus after defecation.
2. (proper noun) Dingleberry Fiesta, A potential trademark which could be used as a brand name for inexpensive toilet paper products.
3. (verb phrase) To throw a dingleberry fiesta.
2. (proper noun) Dingleberry Fiesta, A potential trademark which could be used as a brand name for inexpensive toilet paper products.
3. (verb phrase) To throw a dingleberry fiesta.
It looks like this Dingleberry Fiesta brand t.p. had a party in my backyard, took a dump in the pool and left without cleaning up the exploded piñata pieces.
by roberto el gringo March 6, 2009
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that dingleberry fairy invited the queerest bunch of rejects to his party and i had to dickslap them.
by jumpinjim December 21, 2009
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by lilly fisher March 14, 2005
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