The act of tying a half-dead squirrel or other small rodent to a stick and pleasuring ones self with said stick.
by The man of the hour October 22, 2013
Did you guys see that guy? He was walking around all dildo-legged after hitting the beer bong for the 3rd time...
by DJ_Murdock May 07, 2011
if you go to the police station bathroom in "San Andreas" and go to the shower there is a big purple double sided dildo that you can pick up and beat people with
by missourimaniac February 14, 2005
1. Another name for a pot whore. Most whores have a dildo and a bong (if they smoke weed) hence in need of a dildo bong.
2. A bong that can be used or was used at one time as a dildo.
3. An extension off a bong so masturbation and pot smoking can occur at the same time.
2. A bong that can be used or was used at one time as a dildo.
3. An extension off a bong so masturbation and pot smoking can occur at the same time.
"Patty is such a dildo bong I heard she was high and had sex with 4 50 year old men."
Dude: "My girlfriend just got a new dildo bong"
Other dude: "Wow, thats fucked up"
Dude: "My girlfriend just got a new dildo bong"
Other dude: "Wow, thats fucked up"
by Anthony Dig. June 17, 2008
Lindsay Lohan loves elephant dildo
by ass monkey nom nom June 29, 2012
if you have a bf and you want to leave him but you really like his penis, cut his penis off and glue it to some stress balls.
woman 1: hey, how is sex with your boyfriend?
woman 2: oh I dumped him, but this homemade dildo is great!
woman 2: oh I dumped him, but this homemade dildo is great!
by 0inker September 15, 2023
a form of fighting in the medieval times where dildos are used for fighting. There are 3 rounds of fighting who ever loses gets kidnapped and sent to the sex dungeon to suffer. If you successfully win, you get to fuck the sexy thot teacher from highschool and get crowned as "Dildo-Master Sensei Cummist". And they get to praise you!!! And have sex with every girl something called "giving them the blessing".
Dildo-Karate is amazing
by quartz89 February 02, 2022