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Denver Iftar

When it's Ramadan and you're a fasting Muslim (abstaining from food, drink, sex, smoking, etc.) but when it's sunset prayer time you break your fast with a joint containing the stickiest of the icky.
Jawad: Yo it's sunset prayer time we can finally have iftar! You got some dates or something?
Mo (pulling out a doobies): No bruh I'm breaking my fast with a Denver Iftar tonight.
by mbssuxfhim March 5, 2025
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Denver Toupee

The act of finishing on someone’s face then trimming your beard or pubes over them so that they stick.
“Hey you have a stray pube on your lip”

“Oh sorry, my boyfriend gave me a Denver Toupee last night. “
by Dortybordy March 7, 2025
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Denver Double

A sexual activity involving 4 people, two active males and two passive (male or female). The two passives are butt to butt with a double sided dildo while giving the two active males are getting blowjobs.
If you ever go to Colorado with your partner, you have to try the Denver Double.
by DevDevDeviant June 16, 2025
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Denver Dashboard

When you find an unlocked vehicle and defecate on the dashboard so that it can be seen through the front windshield.
“Hey Regina, this guy parked like an asshole and the door is unlocked. Keep a lookout, Paulie is gonna give them a Denver Dashboard.”
by Phat Paulie July 30, 2025
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Denver water pipe

The act of turning a girls asshole and vagina into a bong. This is done via the act of urinating into a girls asshole, poking a metal straw or the like through her vagina into her asshole, and lighting pot flower in her vagina. This is done via inhaling through the asshole in order to create a human bong. Preferably done with a clean asshole and vagina, but not necessary. Consent IS mandatory.
Yo dude I heard u did the ol' Denver water pipe on Haley.

Oh yeah bro she has irreparable organ damage internal bleeding but I smoked out her asshole bro!
by Ritards Future Father October 6, 2025
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DEIversity Hire

Fat, ugly, chick hired to present TV shows instead of proper “auto-cuties.” Or a tranny.
As she struck another blow for the sisterhood, DEIversity hire, Gargantua, couldn’t understand her paucity of ratings. Or soap.
by Maggie T November 24, 2025
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ryan dever

Huge Penis
Lives in Woburn

Eats tons of ass
Has three balls
by Cuckboy37 May 25, 2017
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