Deserterism

The belief of disowning your past interests/friends in fear of scrutiny and the possibility of humiliation.

The followers are called, "Deserters", "Hypocrites" or in some cases "Desertocrites"

Regular Guy: "American Pie, the original, was a great film. It was hilarious!"

Deserterism Believer: "American Pie is NOT a film! It's a piece shit movie."

Regular Guy: "But didn't you own it on VHS and DVD, and have a poster of it on your wall back in the day?"

Deserterism Believer: "Well yeah, but that was, like, 10 years ago. So, yeah."

Regular Guy: "Oh, okay... I guess."

by Anonisamust April 6, 2009

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Desert Squint

The shape your eyes naturally come to after living in the desert for most of your life. Caused by the immense amounts of heat and sunlight.

Guy 1: "What's with Jack? He's got the Desert Squint."
Guy 2: "Dude, he just moved from Arizona."

by It's freaking hot here June 22, 2009

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Deesebag

Deesebag is the plural form of the word douchebag. One toolish asshat would be called a douchebag. A group of two or more toolish asshats is called Deesebags.

Alice->Kate, this is an intervention

Kate-> What? Im not on drugs

Alice->you didn't let me finish my sentence...rude. This is an intervention because you've dated one too many deesebags and enough is enough. You have overused your "get out of douche" free card and its time you sent these deesebags packing.

Kate- I can quit deesebags anytime I want....

by Andromeda Sagan November 5, 2010

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desert trip

when driving thru the southern california desert on your way to las vegas, making stops at rest stops maybe smoke a cigarette or 2, stopping at gas stations and buying munchies for the road, blasing a great CD on your cd player having a great magical time on your way to the sin city driving thru one of the most amazing deserts

(cris) you got that joint?

(bob) yeah i do..

(cris) fire it up!! lets stop at that gas station to

get munchies for the desert trip

(bob) im down..

by NASTYBASH January 2, 2011

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