Pretty Decent

An assessment of something that a person likes, but is indefensibly lame. Usually used in order to end further ball-busting.

Dave: "I just saw 'Alvin and the Chipmunks 2: The Squeakuel."

James: "Really dude?! You saw that piece of shit?"

Dave: "No, really! It was a pretty decent movie."

by Jeffery Sobchak April 1, 2010

decepticon

You know when you see a girl from a distance and she looks pretty hot, but the ugly factor increases the closer you get.

(from a distance...)
Friend 1: Dude! Check her out!
Friend 2: Yeah, not bad!
(the closer they get...)
Friend 1: Yo dude, my bad!
Friend 2: No prob, she's a decepticon!

by Scott January 14, 2004

Decepticon

A fat person who only shows photos of themselves, online, in which they do not appear fat, by means of flattering camera angles, head shots, or deceptive apparel.

You meet someone on an online dating website for the 1st time in person and he/she (typically she) is much larger than you expected.

"Man, I met this hottie online, but we met up and she turned out the be a decepticon. I was duped by the fatso!"

by t0m0wnzj0084 December 9, 2008

Mount Desert Island, Maine

Home of Acadia National Park, Mount Desert Island High school, and home to the worlds most bad ass people. The Backside is the best place to be on MDI, and Southwest Harbor people are wanna-be-backsiders.

I'm a REAL backsider, from tremont on Mount Desert Island, maine!...bub.

by backsidepride'11 May 13, 2011

Desert Dick

Desert Dick, or DDS (Desert Dick Syndrome) is a very serious illness that occurs in sexually active males. The male dick end, or knob, becomes red, dry and itchy, like the desert, somtimes the skin cracks and bleeding can occur. Its history is very unclear... The first case discovered was among the nates of the peguis first nation. Indian folklore tells of a young boy, by the name of Randy, stumbling into the forests of the Peguis first nation after huffing a large amount of gas.. He was then forced give anal sex to a big bear by the name of Terry. Randy then returned home and slept for two days without washing his penis. A terrible case of Desert Dick Syndrome (DDS) was the result. Masturbating with DDS can cause a very serious Illness called Cactus Cock.

Guy: "No baby, we cant have sex tonight"
Girl: "Why's that baby? You cant get a hard-on?"
Guy: " I havent showered since we last fucked, so now i've got the goddamned Desert Dick..."
Girl: "My god! that looks like the Sahara! Fuck!"

by Dismal Pole69 August 26, 2009

Desert Punk

A man who doesn't need anything and can say and do whatever he wants. He cares not for the opinions of others and usually flows with whatever will benefit him and his friends. Usually smart mouthed, humorous unintentionally, and somehow good with women. He's usually that guy who doesn't fall into any clique and basically does whatever he wants, without breaking the law or getting into severe trouble. He's an ideal friend and is usually rude in speaking but it can be accustomed to.

Person A: I tried to ask Lorette out but she's fallen for Desert Punk.

Person B: Seriously you wouldn't even think girls would notice him.




Person A: I got into a fight with Matt yesterday but I completely got pawned when Desert Punk jumped in.

Person B: Well of course, you shouldn't have gotten personal with him.

by AbsoluteTrinity January 19, 2009

desert dick

the way your penis feels and looks because of lack of vaginal intercousre or maturbation. dry wrinkle cracked like a desert

yo mothafucka i aint got the vagine in a minute im truly rocking the desert dick

by j-hizz June 10, 2007