A Black Scottish Cyclops

Some scrumpy swilling demolitions expert from Ullapool.

Demoman: "Im A Black Scottish Cyclops, They've got more fucking sea monsters in the great Loch Ness than they got the likes of me.."

by When You Cant Think Of A Name July 20, 2021

cyclepath

a road cyclist whose cycling behavior lacks any compassion or empathy for other cyclists

Our relationship was perfect until last Sunday afternoon when we went for a bike ride and then I realized he was actually a cyclepath.

by Shelley100 October 16, 2008

Coney Island cyclone

An extreme power blumpkin utilizing the chemical reaction of Mentos and Diet Coke.

Ingredients: Mentos, 1 liter bottle of Diet Coke, enema bag, surgical glove, KY jelly, a willing female participant

Step 1: Use a Mentos as a suppository (surgical glove and
KY jelly optional)
Step 2: Proceed to fill your enema bag with Diet Coke
Step 3: Gentlemen, start your blumpkins!!!
Step 4: As climax approaches, insert enema wand and squeeze
bag converting blumpkin to power blumpkin.
Step 5: Take cover. (Due to immediate chemical reactions
that will ensue.)
Step 6: The enema bag having mixed with the Mentos should
fly out of your sphincter and jettison around the
bathroom like a cyclone spewing a geyser of soda
and fecal matter.

"Nicole's parents disowned her after they found that their house had been hit by the dreaded Coney Island cyclone."

(Her boyfriend had Taco Bell for lunch earlier that day.)

by Longshanks Blumpelstiltskin November 4, 2006

Arsehole of Cyclists

The collective noun for Lycra clad cyclists that herd together on the road blocking traffic and acting like their shit doesn’t stink.

I’m sorry I was late to the meeting, I got stuck behind an arsehole of cyclists that held traffic up for 8 miles.

by Pork Almighty August 25, 2019

nigger cycling

Riding a bicycle and holding another bike.
Typically a man of african decent, riding a bicycle while at the same time holding another bicycle with his right or left hand as it rolls beside him. They are obtained when kids or other unintelligent people leave bikes outside unattended for a short period. Usually in larger cities.

"Look over there, that nigger is nigger cycling a kids bike!"

Jen: hey i cant find my bike.
Charles: did you check the garage?
Jen: no i left it right here on the front porch.
Charles: well, looks like you've been nigger cycled.

by chuckydeath! March 6, 2009

Cylest

The name of one of the most kind & divine women anyone will ever meet.

That Cylest, she's the best friend anyone could have.

by Soupre November 21, 2011

Cylee

A girl everyone wants to be but she is very insecure about everything especially acne. She fears that if she is not the best she failed. A Cylee believes that she is fat when she is like a fit skinny legend (fast metabolism am I right). She is always caring towards others and loves to share but sometimes anger can get in her way. She is pretty sensitive but doesn’t like to show that because that makes her feel weak. She is always worried about others opinions that she does not love herself as much as she should. Cylee is so pretty but didn’t accept that. Any guy is lucky to have Cylee never let a Cylee slip out of your reach, she is a keeper. Cylee is a great friend to all and my come of as stuck up but she is a really nice person that just wants to be friends with anyone she can.

Every guy wants a Cylee.

Everyone wants and needs a Cylee in thier life.

One guy: oh my god did you see Cylee

today

Another guy: dat ass tho broo

First guy: I know right she is sooo hooottt!

I really want to be friends with Cylee but I think she hates me.

by Orangeeeeee June 13, 2019