Crypto Slob

Someone who does no useful and adds no value to society or worth to humanity. They just trade crypto.

Dan thinks he is so cool but he does no actual work, he’s just a parasite on society crypto slob.

by DannyClarke April 29, 2023

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Crypto Ho

Young Ladies who pretend to be your friend but who will eventually turn the conversation to Crypto Currency and offer to help you learn how to invest in Crypto or some sort of Currency. It is a scam and is done just to get your money... to get you to invest to make the value of their own Crypto go up. Total Scam. Usually they're pretty asian girls who say they own fashion businesses in New York, San Francisco or LA and are based in Malaysia or Hong Kong or some Asian Country. They will even talk to you on video chat to prove that they are genuine but they often use the same backdrop in their "office". It seems to be a huge ongoing scam. The moment you say you're not interested they fade away or are actually abusive and start calling you names.

I thought I was in love and that she cared for me but she just turned out to be another "Crypto Ho"... trying to get me to invest.

by RJ Miller July 9, 2023

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Crypto-English

Etymology is obvious.
Noun:
A person who claims to be of Scottish, Irish, or Welsh descent but who fervently defends (shills for) England. Usually this is a result of them sharing English ancestry or being majority English. In other words, "Crypto-English". Compare "no true scotsman".
Singular is "Crypto-Englishman", plural is "Crypto-English", also "Crypto-Englishmen". "Crypto-Angloid" can also be used if you're feeling a tad bit ruder than usual.

"Charles is a tad bit of a Crypto-English twat."
"She walked into the Scottish Tory party meeting, only to be faced with a bunch of Crypto-Englishmen".

by hawn hawn baguette September 3, 2023

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Crypting

To fuck in a cemetery- similar to cottaging

"Yeah I was crypting with this guy I met on Grindr the other night, I got a scrape from tripping over a headstone"

"Dude, do you not have a bed?"

by ShinyMagpie September 4, 2023

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Cryptix

**Cryptix** *(noun)*

Pronunciation: /ˈkrip-tiks/ (KRIP-tiks)

1. A mysterious and enigmatic entity or character associated with encryption, secrecy, and the manipulation of hidden codes and puzzles.
2. Known for their cryptic nature, Cryptix often employs complex riddles and perplexing challenges to confound and perplex their adversaries.
3. Exhibits a mastery of cryptology, utilizing advanced techniques to create and decipher intricate ciphers, often leading to hidden secrets or desired outcomes.
4. The name "Cryptix" signifies a persona characterized by a blend of cunning intellect, inscrutable motives, and an aura of intrigue.

Example:
"The legendary villain known as Cryptix sent a series of cryptic messages, challenging the world's greatest codebreakers to decipher the enigmatic puzzles and unlock the secrets hidden within."

by CrypticText May 21, 2023

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