Crusty Potato

When you stick you crusty toe into the homo-sapiens mouth while they are asleep.

My cousin Zac gave my other cousin Steven a Crusty Potato.

by nunya February 26, 2005

crusty box

An older woman who is not attactive but thinks that she is.

I can not believe that fred thinks crusty box is fresh!

by bezel333 December 31, 2005

mister crusty

the termed given to any towel or cloth used to clean up after intercourse

here, use this as a mister crusty.

by fstwrtr December 10, 2006

Crusty Bitches

The baby-booming time keeper in your office and her gaggle of friends usually named Jill, Katherine, Janet or Janice. All gulp down Diet Cokes at their secret lunch meetings at the local Panera Bread sharing recipes on Tortilla Soup, their saggy goblets in full swing gossiping about all the juicy office details they know nothing about. Each day closer to retirement their gossip intensifies as their vaginas calcify over and the crust thickens.

Shhhh the Crusty Bitches, your 10 o’clock and they have their hearing aids on high.

by SloppyJones May 06, 2019

Crusty Hair

Basicaly me.

Kaylen: Yo Crusty Hair
Me: Shutup

by Alcaholic.snail.doctor February 22, 2021

Crusty Milkshake

This is the process by which a male ejaculates into the anus of an individual of nondescript gender persuasion who has been suffering from chronic herpes. Said male then proceeds to lick the aforementioned creamy man juice from the crusted orifice.

Skank: would you mind examining my rectum with your tongue, good sir?
Good Sir: Not all m'dear. I do so love a crusty milkshake with my biscuits.

by Gentlemanjuice February 10, 2010

Crusty buns

When yo buns is crusty

Dayum Andrew got them crusty buns

by Tonka371 April 23, 2015