Cranos

The end of all fuc*king life in the universe.

Jim: I hear cranos is in today.
Carl: his face melts and he has a fit on the floor.

by JaCkYbOyZiSgOoD December 18, 2019

cranksepticeye

A ship that some of the fans of jacksepticeye and Crankgameplays ship. The imaginary relationship between Ethan Nestor and Seán William McLoughlin.

I ship cranksepticeye so much!!

by LyreBirdBoi May 4, 2020

Cranage Pack

Doing something that goes crazy or being just fucking retarded

Yo look at Jacob he cranking dat cranage pack boy god damn bih jhit go stoopid boy he go craz crazy

by FloridHype September 16, 2020

crankypated

(adj)

To be cranky and constipated.

Person 1: "Sorry about that, I'm just feeling crankypated today.."

Person 2: "Today? You're always full of shit!"

by KungFuLambda January 6, 2022

Cranky Kanky

Mckenna watson

Mckenna watson is cranky kanky

by bootyjoody636483 February 21, 2022

Cranking the Horn

Masturbating in a comedic fashion. Or to masturbate as a means of time-wasting for mild enjoyment.

Guy 1: What did you do at the weekend?
Guy 2: Nothing much just sat at home cranking the horn.
Guy 1: What?
Guy 2: You know, beating my soldier, caressing my shaft, you know, treating the little guy.
Guy 1: Ohhhhh, yeh same, I wanked until it hurt me physically. We really need girlfriends.

by CrankingMyHorn October 25, 2022

CRANIAL FLATULENCE

Cranial Flatulence is a more refined term for and synonymous with Brain Fart which is when a person is simply cannot recollect or remember something or even what he was in the middle of doing. It happens to females also.

Dick had a case of CRANIAL FLATULENCE and his horse ran out of the barn over to Virgina's house for a quick visit to see her box.

by Dr. Real Nasty January 12, 2023