Getting fucked in the ass, nominally while bent over a countertop. Kitchen, bathroom, or other. Often leads to formica under the fingernails.
by levarselosmonos June 14, 2016
if full counter and a uno reverse card did the dragon ball z combination dance u would get the Full Uno Reverse Counter which is stronger than "nay thee" and this is made out of nobelium uranium, so only for smart peoples. it functions like jojos "golden experience requim" and is unbeatable
Me: u gay
ThimoT: nay thee
Me: Full Uno Reverse Counter
ThimoT: *dies*
ThimoT:*gets killed again*
ThimoT:*and again*
ThimoT: nay thee
Me: Full Uno Reverse Counter
ThimoT: *dies*
ThimoT:*gets killed again*
ThimoT:*and again*
by dendenthepuppy October 10, 2018
Counter-loss prevention is the practices, tactics, techniques, and strategies that shoplifters and sport thieves adopt to address and diffuse obstacles presented by loss prevention personnel from within retail store environments. Counter-loss prevention is an expansive subject.
The practice of loss prevention is open to hired agencies (such as those within the retailer) or law enforcement in general. Many shoplifters do not need counter loss prevention fail safes considering the nature of their jack, but some persons do dare threaten jacks using legal technicality. The theory of counter-loss prevention concerns the line between theft into robbery.
The practice of loss prevention is open to hired agencies (such as those within the retailer) or law enforcement in general. Many shoplifters do not need counter loss prevention fail safes considering the nature of their jack, but some persons do dare threaten jacks using legal technicality. The theory of counter-loss prevention concerns the line between theft into robbery.
"Counter-loss prevention has become prolific in the advent of electronic surveillance entrapment, lulz, not wanting to pay for your shit for the lulz, personal aspirations of "survival theft" skills, or contest towards loss prevention. It is important to consider implementing counter-loss prevention into your kikel."
by robotlegcommando June 10, 2012
Madison: Hey sorry I didn’t see your text
Mason: It’s fine, I just felt alone and abandoned
Madison: Now you know how it feels
Mason: Ooh counter-salt detected
Mason: It’s fine, I just felt alone and abandoned
Madison: Now you know how it feels
Mason: Ooh counter-salt detected
by counter-salt-patent November 19, 2017
When a person diarrheas on the counter and a third party rubs their genitals in it, then proceeded by intercourse.
by AHamSandwich May 02, 2022
A over the counter baby is given if you go to the doctor for your loneliness, and you are prescribed with 1 prescription of baby
by Boi_person May 22, 2016
The act of masking another person's fart or offensive odor with a fart or offensive smell of your own.
There comes a time in every person's life when you are trapped somewhere with a foul smell. The single defense you have to offer is your own ass. And that is what will save your life.
There comes a time in every person's life when you are trapped somewhere with a foul smell. The single defense you have to offer is your own ass. And that is what will save your life.
My husband let a huge fart in the car and I, in turn, let a counter stink to save my own life.
I counter stink when ever I have a gassy dance partner.
My friends armpits smell like sour cream and chives, so I often run three miles then wipe my armpits off with his head, as an alternative counter stink method.
Sometimes I hold in my farts just in case I need a back up counter stink.
I counter stink when ever I have a gassy dance partner.
My friends armpits smell like sour cream and chives, so I often run three miles then wipe my armpits off with his head, as an alternative counter stink method.
Sometimes I hold in my farts just in case I need a back up counter stink.
by Cheen Kween February 08, 2011