cooter smacker

I invented this. It means what you think it means. Its a COOTER SMACKER

Me in Warzone: YOOO That kids a fuckin Cooter Smacker

by Bobert099 October 19, 2020

Cooter

A vagina

I stuck a fork in her cooter

by Saucedad69420999 February 2, 2021

Cooter gouda

"Cooter"- /noun/ Country slang for vagina. Not to be confused with the North American River Turtle. "Gouda"- /noun/ A slightly tangy ripe white creamy cheese-like body fluid from the vagina. Can occur during ovulation, pregnancy, or just a "voyeuristic" vagina.

Meg- "Jesus, this shitter smells ripe!" Gab- " Ew I know! Just some trick with her cooter gouda girl!" Frank- "What the hell are these white streaks on the seats in this uber?" Bob- " Gross! Probably just some trick and her cooter gouda dude." Karen- " Wow, I am really enjoying this hike Billy but I've got about a pound and a half of "cooter gouda" in my panties! (Best said with a midwestern or new england accent)

by LadyBlue81 April 5, 2021

Cooter Killer

A cooter killer is level 8 of 10 levels in the vag rpg. You reach level 8 by hitting the club and killing that cooter.

What level cooter killer are you? I'm level 69

by cooterd3stroyer May 4, 2021

Cooter board

A cutting board loaded with cold cuts, cheese and crackers for your friends to snack on at a party or get together at your house, not some uptown apartment. A cooter board is the correct way to say Charcuterie board without sounding like a superdouche to your close friends and family.

I made a badass cooter board with some shit from Aldi!

by Garnacha June 14, 2021

Cooter Powder

Dried remnants of a wet pussy. Scraped out of panties of a lady who has been aroused. Snorted in a similar fashion to crack cocaine.

Donna produced quite a bit of cooter powder last night. She must’ve been very worked up.

by DRSD October 19, 2021

Cooter Wipe

When a female freshens up her cooter by wiping it with a rest room paper towel. A variant of the whore’s bath.

Regina decided to go home with the guy she met at the bar. So she slipped into the restroom for a quick cooter wipe.

I’m feeling a little mungy down there after that long walk. Better get a quick cooter wipe at that gas station before I go see my gyno.

Wouldn’t you know that they would be out of paper towels in there when I went for a cooter wipe. I think I burnt my labia with that hand dryer.

by Dick Onchin October 20, 2021