clutch me

To physically attack someone. 🌝

Yo clutch me and ima fuck you up.

by freak.tae November 8, 2015

Clutch Arumugam

A last-minute, high-pressure success or victory, often achieved against all odds—inspired by the legendary Malaysian footballer R. Arumugam, known for his heroic saves and game-changing performances under intense pressure

"I pulled a Clutch Arumugam and finished my entire project the night before the deadline—still got an A!"

"The team scored in the 90th minute—total Clutch Arumugam moment!"

by Lightweightmacha May 5, 2025

Man clutch

The name for those stupid metal (usually aluminum) "wallets" that are supposed to keep identity thieves from stealing your credit card info.

Stupid idiot - "Look at my new metal wallet."
Smart guy - "That's not a wallet, that's a man clutch. Do you store it in your vagina? You're an ass clown."

by stupid_idiot February 6, 2012

Captain Clutch

This is Lion's quarterback Matthew Stafford, the greatest and most clutch qb in the nf;

Did you see matthew staffords comeback against the cowboys? He is called captain clutch for a reason.

by matthew staffords son September 10, 2020

Clutch

Used it to describe a small Whisky personal container

That is so clutch

by 1rodarbal August 23, 2019

country clutch

The act of two backwoods family members fiercely and grabbing each other's twig and berries in an overtly but secretly gay manner. Usually followed up by an extremely gay wink.

Billy Bob gave his underage cousin the old country clutch.

by OminousGuy72 April 17, 2016

Clutch Mode

When someone suddenly performs way better than usual in an important moment, like hitting the winning shot or finishing an assignment last minute and still getting an A

LeBron was missing all game, then hit the buzzer-beater straight Clutch Mode.

by MaDiRd September 10, 2025