cloggy

Drinking a grog out of a clog

"bruh you gotta drink that shit from a clog bro. it's a cloggy bro. CLOG! CLOG! CLOG!"

by leroym February 2, 2020

Log Clogger

(1) Fecal excrement of such abnormally large girth that it is (or would be) unable to be eliminated by the flushing mechanism.

(2) Large bowel movement that overwhelms the capabilities of modern plumbing. May or may not be the size of the hole in the toilet.

Michelle dropped the old log clogger at Sarah's apartment and she had to have her septic system reinstalled

You call that a log clogger man? I have thicker dumps that that after a week of eating split pea soup.

by Tom and Michelle May 22, 2008

CDM: Closed Door Meeting

When your boss whats to hear himself talk so he calls you into his office and tells you to close the door.

Travis wasn't producing, so Mr. Big called him into a CDM: Closed Door Meeting and told him stories of how good he used to be.

by T-Nutz 007 November 2, 2008

Snoop Clogg

When Snoop Dogg clogs your toilet.

John: Ew, oh my god your toilet is disgusting! What happened?

Oliver: I invited Snoop Dogg and he left a big Snoop Clogg...

by GotAFuckingUsername September 8, 2015

closer

an awesoem song by nine inch nails that could be used as a pick up line

bob- "I wanna fuck you like an animal"

renee-"ok lets go"

by ashley rose July 19, 2005

clog

To stay too long in one place or overerstay one's welcome. To linger or hang out.

After the Super Bowl ended I clogged on my buddies couch for a couple hours.

by J Zee June 24, 2009

really close friend

going out...aka Love...aka couples...aka...love

yah..she is just my really close friend..im with her all the time...JUST A REALLY CLOSE FRIEND

by SAMAAAAArrasras June 17, 2008