cleanskin

A person with no tattoos. (Named after cleanskin wines. A cleanskin wine is a bottle of wine with no brand or label apart from one to tell you the variety of grape used, but never the name of the winery producing it.)

Man: So do you have any tattoos?
Stripper: Nope, I'm a cleanskin, cant you tell?

by SpunkierRat March 21, 2009

mushroom tip cleaner

Someone who sucks dick well. Someone who can suck your cock so well you can't possibly cum anymore.

I heard that girl is a mushroom tip cleaner. I bet it would be nice to get my mushroom tip cleaned by her.

by Master Nudist January 21, 2008

Milwaukee Carpet Clean

Euphamism for when, at the end of threesome, one woman licks semen from the other's pubic hair.

Bob thought the menage was over, but he instantly became ready for round two when Janice began to give Alice a Milwaukee Carpet Cleaning.

by DickyJohns17325 April 27, 2009

Clefairy

Basically the obscure original mascot for Pokemon but was eventually scrapped for Pikachu. Also basically a Jigglypuff with better design and stats all around the board so Clefairy can be used competitively while Jigglypuff cannot. Even worse Clefairy isnt even promoted in the anime enough so some people dont even know what it is.

Clefairy is better than Jigglypuff.

by Tingle Likes Rupees October 8, 2019

Clean the house after the party

The process of getting a tissue, towel or wet-wipe to clean up a sexual participant's stomach, anus, lower back, mouth or vagina following sexual intercourse.

Oh he's a great guy, he helped me "clean the house after the party."

by iggyboo5 September 8, 2009

Clean up my shit

v. Get rid of evidence of a crime.

"It's time to clean up my shit before that asshole rats me out."

by AWrinkleInTime May 29, 2016

Cleaning the bathroom

Taking a long poo. Aka Dropping the kids off at the pool.

I'll be "cleaning the bathroom ". Aka taking a poo; being in the bathroom a while

by Brit&Jason March 16, 2017