clay critchfield

the type of guy to instantly let his girlfriend turn him into her bitch and keep a leash on him

Guy: That guy is so whipped, lol.
His Friend: Yeah, he's such a Clay Critchfield

by Indian Lover November 30, 2016

clag

Unidentifiable substance, usually of a secreted, bodily fluid type nature. Australian version of "shmegma".

Dude, I've gotta change my shirt...I just noticed that there's clag all over it.

by The Colonel July 18, 2003

clagnut

A short, sexy, badger like girl, answering to the name of Claire.

Come here claggers.

by Paul December 2, 2003

Clagnut

This would be after an extended period of lack of regular sanitary arrangements such as on patrol in bandit country.

See also 'Bartleberry'.

Clagnuts are the crispy bits of shit that cling to the hairs around your anus.

by Talent December 21, 2004

Clay

Clay is a gilf lover who fucks grandmas. He is also dating a girl who looks like Jazz Jennings.

Dude some guy was fucking a grandma. Must have been a clay

by chickentendie123 December 28, 2018

Clay

Somebody who is addicted to watching fortnite sex

i cought clay watching fortnite stuff again.

by Hellotheredad February 11, 2019

clay

something you can squish, squeeze, and roll. Possible shapes: snake, ball,two balls, etc.

"let's go play with some clay."

by cheeseball1101 May 13, 2016