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Cactus Jack

wise guy, ( smart ass ) everybody needs a little ass noon likes a smart ass...
Out of my face Cactus Jack!! You look like a donkey eating cactus!!
by itichie_nocanpo August 10, 2006
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cactus jack

n. a very mean, hideous individual who will cause you harm if you dont comply with their orders.
dont make me cactus jack your ass!!!
by super fagel August 7, 2009
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cactuar

cactuars are fiends who lived all over spira, terrorizing people and playing jokes all the time. When everyone thought they will have to fear forever, Lord Zukon appeared and catch all the cactuars and put them over the thunder plains. After that, he imprisoned onto stones, enforced them to suffer with every thunder, forever. Some of them live on Bikanel Island. In ff8 you can find a Big cactuar called cactilio as a force guardian.
(sorry 4 my english, I speak spanish;) )
Before becoming a grand summoner, Lord Zukon assigned the symbol of _ *Square* to them, making them prisioners of their stones, until someone pray to them and do a square.
by juan esteban diaz December 31, 2003
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cactass

One or more buttocks and/or thighs with cactus spines in it, usually the result of an accident.
He crashed his mountain bike into a patch of cacti and came out with cactass. Because he could not pull them all out on his own, his buddies had to help.
by PedalPusher July 3, 2006
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Cactus Punt

Someone wearing an ice climber's boot (Spiked Tip) and kicks someone with the bottom of the boot in their testicles.
I told my friend if he didn't quit talking smack about my girlfriend I'd give him a jolly ol' Cactus Punt.
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Operation Cacti

The operation going on in Iraq that involves Canadian soldiers. Instead of dressing in drab desert colours, the Canadian Armed Forces are wearing green, possibly to look like Cacti.
Three Iraqi soldiers are dead after what appeared to be a cactus shot at them, demonstrating Canada's stunning Operation Cacti offensive.
by SpeZek July 25, 2008
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Cactus Jack

A very bad masturbatory experience with a cactus & some form of drugs!
Who knew a Cactus Jack would be so painful????
by mo_dingo October 21, 2008
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