a lonely loser creep who writes definitions on urban dictionary to vent about a woman who left him. Makes it look like he dumped her when the truth is she left him a long time ago after she realized what a broke bum he was. Has now developed a sick obsession and cant let go of the fact she dosent want him anymore. This guy thinks he was in a relationship with this person but the truth is it was nothing at all and she felt sorry for him.
Never befriend a pathetic loser, he'll start thinking your his 'girlfriend' and become an ''obsessed ex boyfriend''
She never loved you, get it through your thick head.
Stop wastin your time and move on
She never loved you, get it through your thick head.
Stop wastin your time and move on
by Madhatters November 28, 2006
Get the obsessed ex boyfriend mug.A guy who dates a girl for status and looks. Someone who has well rehersed charisma and knows exactly what to say and when to say it. But only becuase they pull that on many women. This person will know how to make a girl fall for him but doesnt really care as much about her as he leads her to believe. You often see these kinda guys wearing wankster clothing and have the 'look' that pretty much everyone else has. A real cookie-cutter person with no uniqueness whatsoever.
"hey! there is Jill and her prick boyfriend. Typical. She can't even see what a loser he is because he feeds her so much bullshit that she actually believes it all and finds him attractive because of it.
by sugargurl7 February 28, 2010
Get the Prick Boyfriend mug.A man who doesnt act like he loves you, ignores you, calls you annoying, doesnt care when he makes you cry, hurts you and doesnt say sorry, puts you second to everything, askes to watch porn ALL the time even when he knos it HURTS you alot makes you feel like your not good enough and that your ugly and fat and then starts fights bout it and makes it sound like hes dateing the porn.. making it sound soo important to him...when the girl hes so called in love wit is supose to be the ONLY important thing in his life.
boy: can i watch porn?
girl: no your supose to be spending time wit me..
boy: but..i really want to watch it i need that "feeling".
girl: umm...is porn more important to you than me?
boy: no...your both important to me.
girl: ...-eyes start to tear up-
boy: can i watch it?
boy: pleaseeeee?!?
girl: -tears start going down her cheeks- no..i want to spend time wit you..not having you droolin over other girls..your being such a Bad Boyfriend..
boy: THATS NOT FAIR! I WANT TO WATCH PORN! *he doesnt even notice shes crying*
Guys are so blind.
They never notice there hurting the one girl who really loves them.
Dont let this happen to you..it really really hurts...=/
girl: no your supose to be spending time wit me..
boy: but..i really want to watch it i need that "feeling".
girl: umm...is porn more important to you than me?
boy: no...your both important to me.
girl: ...-eyes start to tear up-
boy: can i watch it?
boy: pleaseeeee?!?
girl: -tears start going down her cheeks- no..i want to spend time wit you..not having you droolin over other girls..your being such a Bad Boyfriend..
boy: THATS NOT FAIR! I WANT TO WATCH PORN! *he doesnt even notice shes crying*
Guys are so blind.
They never notice there hurting the one girl who really loves them.
Dont let this happen to you..it really really hurts...=/
by xxReneeBabyxx February 13, 2009
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"I wish he'd hold hands with me!"
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by GABBOFlamingo February 10, 2010
Get the My boyfriend mug.a)The guy that you cant stop thinking about.
b)The guy who smiles and call you beautiful when he sees you.
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d)The guy that tells you he loves you anytime.
e)The guy that hold your hand while he makes love to you.
f)The only guy you bend over backwards for.
g)The only guy that can hurt you.
h)The only guy that you'll keep forgiving
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j)The guy that you'll love always and forever.
b)The guy who smiles and call you beautiful when he sees you.
c)The guy who makes everyone hate on you for staying with him.
d)The guy that tells you he loves you anytime.
e)The guy that hold your hand while he makes love to you.
f)The only guy you bend over backwards for.
g)The only guy that can hurt you.
h)The only guy that you'll keep forgiving
i)The only guy that takes you for granted.
j)The guy that you'll love always and forever.
My boyfriend... he doesnt call me his girlfriend, he calls his lover, beauti, darling and gorgeous etc...
by Ms. His Lover February 18, 2009
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he makes you smile with your teeth& treats you like a princess.
being with him is your favouritist..
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he makes you smile with your teeth& treats you like a princess.
being with him is your favouritist..
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there are six billion people in the world more or less& it makes me feel quite small.
but my boyfriend is the one i like most of all.
(L)
but my boyfriend is the one i like most of all.
(L)
by leannieee December 27, 2008
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- the female wants to discourage surrounding unwanted males from getting too close
-the female wants to play hard to get with an attractive male, as well as test his resolve.
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-the female wants to play hard to get with an attractive male, as well as test his resolve.
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alpha: so we should hang out sometime
hotchix1o1: well I would have to ask my boyfriend
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hotchix101: ok sure, what are you doing later? fuck me fuck me
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by gallowgate May 13, 2008
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