Dog Boring

a pathetic attempt at an insult

stefen: she is so 'dog boring'
Mac: haha what?

by k3v1n!!11! July 22, 2010

distractingly boring

an adjective for something that is so dull and mind-numbing, one cannot actually focus on it for too long

That fourteen-hour-long art film was distractingly boring

by teant December 1, 2010

jesus booting it

Going public places barefoot

Are you going to wear shoes?
No, i'm Jesus booting it.

by out4answers August 25, 2013

meta boating

Motorboating (the sexual act) on a motorboat. Otherwise known as motorboatception.

"Dude, did you see Joseph and Melanie the other day?"
"Yeah, I think they were meta boating."

by Ginjalopy May 24, 2014

Steam Boating

A slow and deliberate face to breast oscillating motion.

Mark Twain is slowly steam boating his way through the golden girls.

by Samuel Clams. July 12, 2014

Laser boating

Consuming copious amounts of drugs and alcohol Un the the a.m. hours. Then restocking on said substances to continue consuming all day with no sleep.

We went to that concert last night and got really fucked up. Afterwards we continued to go laser boating all through the next day.

by Drock221 September 25, 2014

dick boating

Dick Boating (v) The act of burying one's face in some dudes crotch and blowing raspberries on his junk.

SEE ALSO: Outboard Canoe

"Dude, Jenny went Dick Boating with me last night and it was AWESOME!"

by SailorDick February 6, 2014