extreamly bad diarhea, symptoms ranging from the squirts, to actual blood comeing out your rectum.
a perfectly good excuse to skip work/church/school/anything, no questions will be asked.
a perfectly good excuse to skip work/church/school/anything, no questions will be asked.
you on the phone : "hey, ummm boss, i can't come in today, i have the bloody flux.."
your boss: "good lord kid, stay home!!"
your boss: "good lord kid, stay home!!"
by nickers May 25, 2005
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Variations
Bloof (verb)- to sleep
Bloofing (verb)- sleeping
Bloofily (adv) - done in a sleepy way
Variations
Bloof (verb)- to sleep
Bloofing (verb)- sleeping
Bloofily (adv) - done in a sleepy way
by Nature Spirit June 5, 2008
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An expletive used to gain the immediate attention of all Christians within earshot. It also works on non-Christians but usually gets a more humerous response. If children are present just drop "fucking" from the phrase.
"Christ on a fucking bloody cross! You can hear those Christians tapping their tambourines all the way over here!"
"Did you fuck that up again, Mr Christian? Christ on a fucking bloody cross!"
"Did you fuck that up again, Mr Christian? Christ on a fucking bloody cross!"
by Jon & Ian November 8, 2007
Get the Christ On A Fucking Bloody Cross mug.When something goes gosh-darned wrong or is just a such a rudy nuisance you won't jolly-well put up with it any more! Often something that is bloody awful can make you spill your brandy or cognac. Also something particularly dire, in a disparaging way.
William "I say my man don't you just think that England's performance was bloody awful?"
Commoner "True dat, guv, but bit of a SNAFU anyways tbh."
Interviewer "How do you rate BP at the moment?"
Pelican "Bloody awful!"
Commoner "True dat, guv, but bit of a SNAFU anyways tbh."
Interviewer "How do you rate BP at the moment?"
Pelican "Bloody awful!"
by Gediness June 30, 2010
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by Polish Drunk March 17, 2011
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Brett White took a week off of work to go to the Indian Red Light District and ended up coming home early after he fell into a Vietnam Booby Trap.
by 8===)(===8:(96 March 23, 2011
Get the Vietnam Booby Trap mug.Slang term with varied uses, and different meanings depending on context. Used extensively in Australia as 1:mild surprise 2:angry shock 3:mild amusement at common trouble 4:general colourful phrase added to emphasise importance of comment
1: Bloody hell, that was a good try/rally/point. (sport)
2: Bloody hell, why did you drive drunk and crash the car?
3:Bloody hell, that woman shouldn't wear tights in public.
4:Where the bloody hell are all the tourists Oprah was meant to bring us here in Oz? Are they scared off by our flaming lingo?
2: Bloody hell, why did you drive drunk and crash the car?
3:Bloody hell, that woman shouldn't wear tights in public.
4:Where the bloody hell are all the tourists Oprah was meant to bring us here in Oz? Are they scared off by our flaming lingo?
by ErnMalleyscrub May 6, 2011
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