blobbage

The skin and/or fur of a dog being pushed up by their collar or other attachments.

Person 1: I like to pet my dog on his little fluffy head! What about you?
Person 2: The blobbage is where it's at! Right on his poofy neck.
Person 1: Awww... <3

by YoMommaFarted November 28, 2018

Blobfish

The act of making a very ugly frown face that resembles the ugly sea creature. It is a Also referred to as blobsquish when done in combination with a squishing method.

My favorite rapper is lil blobfish, but her face is fugly

by Platypussylove February 3, 2019

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Charlotte Louise Smith also know as “the fat ginger tramp round goodwyns”

Wow there goes the blobidyblobblob

by Gunlean February 17, 2019

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by 55555fdyfbeybfyu3gf734gf7geuyf March 12, 2019

Blobular

An amorphous body shape that is generally as wide is it is tall.

My Noni, at 4’3” and 150 lbs is blobular.

by Meimouth March 28, 2019

Blob

To ring in sick for work when not actually ill.

"I couldn't be arsed to go to work today so I blobbed it."

by Pi$$flaps May 10, 2019

Blob

Blob is the coolest person in the world and no matter what anyone says or thinks. Blob will always be number 1, yes, even before bae

She's my blob dude.

by Lil Froggy June 7, 2019