bleed job

when a girl gives a man a blowjob and the dick starts bleeding.

last night, i gave james a bleed job

by Kayleigh babesz May 14, 2008

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Bleeding Heart

For one to be overly sympathetic. Those with "Bleeding Hearts" mean well, sure, but they are some of the biggest, nosiest little damn babies, so much so that they only serve to be the annoying ones.

This slang is comprised of people with liberalistic ideals and goals, not realistically understanding the situation though they tend to think they do, regardless the situation and won't let in for even a moment.

Quite seriously, 3/4 of the United States of America's society is filled with bleeding hearts. If you honestly dislike this example, and are offended by my opinion, you know what you are.

by Sir Sarcasm March 28, 2015

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Bleeding Heart Liberal

A person whose political view lies generally along the lines of the founding fathers, in that they believe that what unites Americans is a love of freedom, and they tend to vote that way. They prefer to allow others to believe as they like, since this is what the country is founded on, and generally resist any effort to remove rights simply because of who someone is, such as gay, or black, or poor. They believe in the ideal of ‘treating your neighbor as you would like to be treated’, believe that we all have a certain responsibility to support each other, rather than corporations, and believe that the safety and dreams of people come before the earnings of CEO’s. They believe that everyone’s point of view has something to contribute to our political discourse.

Who does that person think they are, supporting gay marriage? Do they think that people actually have rights? They must be a Bleeding Heart Liberal.

by Jefferson101 May 6, 2011

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bleeding surgeon

Half a glass of Mountain Dew (or Squirt), half a glass of cranberry juice, an orange wedge, and two shots of sweet, sweet Bacardi 151. Serve cold with pastel straws. The best way to consume Bacardi 151.

Person 1: I'm kind of shy and awkward around other people.
Person 2: Me too; let's have some bleeding surgeons and then go into your closet and have girlsex.

by lizzi May 19, 2005

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Bleeding retard

Someone with such a massive amount of stupidity that they start to resemble a retarded kid who has fallen down and scraped their knee, screaming out in a retarded rage while they bleed all over everything, doing nothing but yelling and being a fucking retard.

Britt: "People at concerts only take pictures to show off to look better than everyone."
Me: "Actually, no."
Britt: "YES THEY DO SHUT UP YOU DONT KNOW SHIT. YOU ARE SO IGNORANT. GOD."
Me: ..."Bleeding Retard."

by rainbowunicornhatesyou July 4, 2012

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