Blastic

A racially challenged being who also has retarded tenancies

used in a sentence, 'yo fam, dat man some sort of blastic or sumat'

by Original 99 December 11, 2019

beastsexual

Man raping horse

John: hi Ollie what is your sexuality

Ollie: I’m beastsexual

John: what does that mean
Ollie: it means I molest horses
John: oh

by Twigtwat December 10, 2020

Homer Blastquez

Javy Vazquez
Derived from nickname given to him by Yankee fans after constant home runs.Eventually traded for Randy Johnson

"Homer Blastquez gives up another 2-strike home run"
"Homer Blastquez sucks"

by YJF April 4, 2005

Lightning Blast

When one or more people are sleeping in a dark room and somebody goes over and starts flicking the lights on and off really fast. Yelling "Lightning Blast!!!" while doing so is optional, but reccommended. A Lightning Blast will temporarily blind and most likely piss off your friends.

"Lightning Blast!!!"
"Aaaahhhhh, fuuuuuck, my eyes!"

by 80esprit December 14, 2008

Shadow Blast

To elbow someone or something in the face in a quick motion or in a non-noticable way.

This bitch was frontin' so I shadow blasted her ass.

by Last Cup Bui February 15, 2010

Blau Blaster

slang for A shot of Jägermeister dropped into a glass of Redbull and chugged.

a drunk combination from Power Blaster and jager bomb

WHO WANTS A BLAU BLASTER?!!

Team Rambox faced off with Team Teabaggers in chugging the Blau Blasters the fastest!

by team rambox May 13, 2010

Ghetto Blastoff

The first hit of Crack-Cocaine one receives for free from their local Crack dealer.

Lashonda's Ghetto Blastoff landed her kids with Social Services.

by IAmTheBatt September 26, 2010