beff

how you say "beth" with a speech impediment.

"beff.. beff... i wuv you beff. beff where are you? beff! i WUV YOU."

by sebadohhh January 28, 2004

befuck

to fuck someone...befuck is saying it in a funny way

i think i'll go befriend this new girl, then befuck her...i wont bemoan it afterwards tho cuz she's hot

by tha p....p rick.....p$....menyc:) July 8, 2005

Pouring the milk before the cereal

Don't trust anybody that pours the milk fist they will corrupt you with their unrighteous ways. They are demons sent from darkest place in hell

My friend was pouring the milk before the cereal and she ended up being a demon

by big d 32 February 28, 2019

bros before hoes

When a guy puts friends before women.

"Before Jimmy sexed Jenny, he put a call out to her boyfriend's answering machine saying they were doing it. Bros before hoes, dude!"

by Roger Ebert September 26, 2006

befuct

v. To be fucked. A concatenation of be and fucked. Used emphasize the lack of an answer to a question.

Used similary to hell in "Hell if I know."

"What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?"
"Befuct if I know."

by tribble July 8, 2006

Milk Before Cereal

A unique way to eat cereal invented by Lil Ignorant. Simply pour the milk before you pour the cereal then enjoy. Lil ignorant recommends you choose the cereal with the most sugar because he says it’s healthier for you.

I just recorded myself pouring the milk before cereal just like lil Ignorant now I’m going to be an a intelligent A+ student just like him.

by Dr. Seuss Jr. October 1, 2020

nightmare before christmas

Nightmare Before Christmas is a work of art. Came out in 1993 and I have watched it since I was 3 years old. I grew up with the movie, as did many other people I know. Suddenly the 10th anniversary of the film's release in 2003 brings the love for this movie to the public masses, and was every kind of merchandise was sold at HotTopic. Now if it was anything else I would have said they sold out, but it was NBC so I didn't read too much into it, thinking the sales of NBC merchandise would just slowly decrease, but ever since then it has probably doubled. Now every little bull shiting emo asshole, and 12year old kid loves fucking NBC. (most of the time the Emo assholes are also 12 year olds, or just look like it.) So yea it should be amusing to witness the slaughter of Tim Burton's newest film Corpse Bride...ha, don't make me laugh.

Come one, come all, every 10 year old kid will be seeing Corpse Bride and if you don't...you won't be cool enough to be isolated from the popular kids you wish you were!
10 year old kid:NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS ROCKS!
me:*hits child in head with NBC dvd* Here take it, and actually watch it when you wake up.....

Stupid children

by Cypress May 4, 2006