befuct 

v. To be fucked. A concatenation of be and fucked. Used emphasize the lack of an answer to a question.

Used similary to hell in "Hell if I know."

"What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?"
"Befuct if I know."

befuct by tribble July 8, 2006

Befuckery 

The state of being by which one is completely fucked over by everything that could possibly go wrong in any situation or series of consecutive situations. Extremely unlucky.

This emergency room visit has been a real befuckery!

Befuckery by Happenstance February 25, 2010

befucked 

When you know you will be fucked up in a situation before it even happens.

Ted: "Dude, my car's starting to feel wobbly... What if it breaks down?"
Carlos: "Nice, man. You're befucked."

befucked by catsofamerica!!!!lalala May 23, 2011

Befuckled 

1. Commonly used in military HQ's, charachterized by extreme confusion, and genuine, profound disorientation. Often the result of being given different and usually conflicting orders.
2. As above but brought about by a lack of skill or knowledge.

1. Wow that change to the briefing is going to have the staff completely Befuckled.

2. That LT has no clue about that; He's pretty much befuckled.

Befuckled by tankboy2k April 23, 2006

Befucked 

Beyond fucked; something that's gone so wrong that there is absolutely no fixing it.

Well, this mission is befucked.

Befucked by Aevos June 22, 2016

Befuckled 

So intensely shocked at someone's actions that you just think "What the fuck?"

I am befuckled that he actually thought she wouldn't find out

Befuckled by Shawty August 16, 2004

Befuckery 

Something so agitating or unorthodox it is considered unusual or strange.

That tripple play to close out the game was total befuckery.

Befuckery by Frush Prunce July 2, 2017