Beer Beard

The required unkept facial hair required for guys to have in order to work in a brewery, micro brewery, or to be a beer "aficionado". Can easily be confused with hipsters or some unemployed slob. Although, one comes to find out that some of them are actually hipsters.

I was rejected entrance into the local micro brewery because I was clean shaven. More importantly, I didn't have the mandatory beer beard. You can't try to do something crazy like being and making choices yourself these days.

Beer Beard {hipster follower slob craft dumb

by Furiosa the Accursed June 5, 2016

Beer exchange

When you bring your shitty beer to a party and drink someone else's good beer.

Julie: Thanks for the cooler of Meister Brau.

Joe: I'll have another Sam Ultra premium Summer Festabrew.

Moe: I thought you brought the cooler of Meister Brau toxic 12s.

Joe: I did, but I'm taking part in the beer exchange program.

by Bigmoe July 23, 2013

banter and beer

The saying when you and the lads are having a quiet bevy and laughing at random shit cause it's fun.

Vin: Fancy a chippy tea?
Ash: na, meeting the lads for a banter and beer

by Mr Mystery Man May 27, 2016

Sproot Beer

(noun) The combanation of the two sodas: Sprite and root beer

Dude is that coke?

NO?!?! Its Sproot beer?!?!

by Jsolaracko September 26, 2011

Beers Deep

When you drink so many beers that you are willing to have sex with girls that you wouldn't touch while sober.

Chris got beers deep last night and hooked up with that fat girl from wal-mart.

by Whiskeys June 28, 2015

Non-beer

A calm mixed drink or short drink consumed casually once too many beers have been had.

'Another drink lads?' 'Hmm, perhaps a cheeky non-beer'

by Bowncing November 26, 2009

Beer Gnome

Someone that steals your beer and gets drunk without paying a dime

Guy 1: Wheres all my beer!
Guy 2: Looks like the beer gnome struck again!

by Mogli333 June 24, 2011