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Im from Howard Beach. Unless you have lived here you dont understand anything and therefore have no right to talk like you know the whole story of "The Infamous Howard Beach". Everybody outside of hb is so quick to call us racist and bias. When I was younger and john gotti was alive he took care of hb. We as kids were able to walk around any time of the day or night and not have to worry about getting jumped or robbed by ignoramous people from east ny. Yea were so racist right?? On halloween i was a victim of a hate crime. Im white and i was jumped by a group of about 15-20 black and puerto rican kids. They called me whiteboy and cracker. They tried to rob us and whn we didnt give up our stuff we were attacked. Out of complete suprise my friend was bambared. My friend recieved one punch to the temple witch landed him in the hospital with a severe concusion and amnesia. I was then attacked but i only sustained a bump on my head. While we were being attacked several times cracker and white boy was shouted at us....THIS WASN'T A HATE CRIME???? Not according to the NYPD. While in 2005 supposedly a fight happened and the black kid was called the n word an thats a hate crime? Still today u cannot walk around howard beach , constantly friends of mine are getting guns to their heads and jumped. Who are they getting jumped by? Teenagers who come from east ny. So everybody wants to judge hb and they know nothing about it. Your IGNORANT and keep leaving messages i want to see how ignorant you really are, you morons. By the way there is not a "large population of wiggers" in hb. Its mafia kids if anything so get ur facts straight you clowns.
Keep messaging garbage about Howard Beach you ignorant uneducated herbs.
by Fediccie April 13, 2008
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Manhattan Beach

An affluent, snobby beach community in the "South Bay" in California. It's renowned for tearing down quaint homes to build monsterous, ridiculously priced ones. It is where culture and charm cease to exist, and you either hate it and will leave as soon as possible or stay your entire life and raise your kids there. It has tons of yuppies, and the majority of the population is caucasian. Things revolve around materialism. A lot of Redondo and Hermosa kids think Manhattan kids are spoiled and bitchy brats who get whatever they want, but I won't even get started on the Hermosa/Redondo kids...
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beached whale

When fecal matter in a toilet is only partly submerged in water and partially lay on the dry porcelain of the toilet bowl.
"Shit. Look at that beached whale! Sorry brown buddy, I didn't mean to let you perish like that."
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beach comber

A state of being after a lethargic summer day spent smoking pot and drinking. Typically characterized by rolled pants, blistered lips, and a misplaced one hitter.
I'm turning into a beach comber, I better go home.
by tterragnoslen June 14, 2007
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laguna beach

MTV's lame attempt to compete with Fox's The O.C.
The O.C. is so much fucking better than the MTV version.
by i am jane July 2, 2005
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Beached Whale

A really fat chick stranded outside a bar after closing time looking for a guy to take them home.
Ryan, I thought you were gonna rescue that beached whale last night.
by Anonymous Motrin May 30, 2009
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beach bumpkin

After the beach bumpkin got done swimming in the ocean, he went back to his farm to work on the field.
by Clinker March 15, 2008
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