A bagel usually comprised of cream cheese. Said to called a jew bagel as many jews eat this delicacy as a breakfast.
Guy 1: Hey man, pass me the bagel and cream cheese
Guy 2: What planning on making a Jew bagel?
Guy 1: Hey man, I'm no Jew, but I think these Jews are onto something. This stuff is good!
Guy 2: What planning on making a Jew bagel?
Guy 1: Hey man, I'm no Jew, but I think these Jews are onto something. This stuff is good!
by Martyre gall December 25, 2007
Get the jew bagelmug. by surfer1014 October 16, 2008
Get the Jew Bagelmug. by bonfire666 November 29, 2007
Get the duche bagelmug. Two anuses (male or female) are pushed together just as fecal matter is released. The two holes are then rubbed together.
by Booty_Ninja October 17, 2010
Get the Chocolate Bagelmug. by kevinhatespee October 3, 2009
Get the douche bagelmug. Someone who is a douche bag and looks like a Jewish person.
They may actually be Italian, but have a Jew fro and a beard that would make a 17 year old look like a pedo.
They may actually wear glasses as well.
They may actually be Italian, but have a Jew fro and a beard that would make a 17 year old look like a pedo.
They may actually wear glasses as well.
Ex. GOD! Salvatore Ciano is such a douche bagel. He needs to get a life and stop lurking the internet. Freaking douche bagel.
by JKudo September 23, 2009
Get the Douche Bagelmug. The customer was acting rather snobbish so the baker gave him a nice hot jiz-bagel instead of a plain with creamcheese
by Christopher Joe Smith January 4, 2008
Get the jiz-bagelmug.