...if you ask me

But I **didn't** ask you, so quit flappin' yer gums!

Whenever someone says, "...if you ask me" at the end of a rant-'n'-rave-statement, he is acknowledging that he is feeling ignored. Do NOT encourage him by making ANY response or acknowledgement whatsoever --- this is merely a "fishing" statement to see if anyone's willing to listen to his whiny crybaby blather, so if he senses that anyone at all is even mildly receptive to him, he will not shut up for the next hour! You've been warned.

...if you ask me by QuacksO December 28, 2021

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I didnt ask

THE BEST FRIKEN COMBACK IN THE WORLD (⌐■_■)

bobert: hey ur shoes are stinky
kindergardener: i didnt ask
bobert: *runs away*

I didnt ask by Yeeted potatoe May 31, 2020

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Depends on who you ask.

The response you get when you ask someone is they're single. Typically what this means is that they sleep around a lot but don't want to say they do.

"Erin thinks she's so smart when she said it depends on who you ask. Everyone knows she's a whore."

"Dan said depends on who you ask so he can try to sleep with you. Everyone knows he has a girlfriend."

Depends on who you ask. by Danny Rand September 7, 2018

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massive ask

A massive ask is that Big, Huge, Inconvenient favor your friend asks of you which makes you question whether you really want to be friends with him/her in the first place.

Tanya just pulled a massive ask of me; I'm a bad friend and don't know if I like her enough to do a

favor like that!

massive ask by DMack2018 May 14, 2018