Alton

Something so very stinky.

Oof...did you just Alton?

by Definitelynotalton June 19, 2025

Astronoming

The act of a CEO having an extra marital affair with the CPO, whilst the head of Human Resources watches.

"Oh Andy is definitely Astronoming that chick" - Chris Martin

by TaFdEr July 18, 2025

Astronaut Kitty

Vehicular Manslaughter in a nutshell but in space or on a celestial body that isn’t Earth.

I Astronaut kitty someone

by PlagueDoc July 29, 2025

Astronaut Kitty

Vehicular Manslaughter in a nutshell but in space or on a celestial body that isn’t Earth.

I Astronaut kitty someone

by PlagueDoc July 29, 2025

Astronomical Chaos

A pedophile FANDOM Star who gets his dick rided by FANDOM staff

He likes kids /srs
Watch bruh wrecks noobs' videos on him

person 1: yo did you hear about astronomical chaos
person 2: yeah i hope he doesnt diddle me

by addictBWN September 14, 2025

gooch astronaut

A move when making an attack on another's gooch (see gooch attack) when you pick the victim up with one arm and gooch them with the other while they are in the air

You can have two or more attacks to have one pick up the victim and the other gooch attack

dude I was laying on the couch when Andrew picked me up and Nick gooched the hell out of me, i got gooch astronauted hard

i gooch astronauted your sister

by Pickles Pickles August 10, 2011

Bloody Astronaut's Helmet

An unraveled condom that is then inserted into a woman's vagina that is on the rag. After marinating in her discharge anywhere from 1-36 hours it is removed. The "astronaut" then blows it up and wears it over his head.

Peja: Hey Mills, did you hear about Hawks?

Mills: No, what did that freak do now?

Peja: Apparently the only way he can get off is when his girl is on her period and he performs the bloody astronaut's helmet.

Mills: That is so fucking hot....

by Shirtless Peja March 21, 2014