Oldmachar Academy

A shit school in the north east of Scotland. Almost every student there vapes or smokes, and the school is always getting vandalised. There’s 4 main groups of students at this school:

1: wanna be road men and chavs
2: the quiet kids

3: the emo, bunny hat kids and their discord mods

4: the smart kids

Person 1: what school do you go to?
Person 2: Oldmachar Academy
Person 1: I heard that place is a shit hole
Person 2: yeah, it is

by Fanny Flaps 69 March 13, 2023

IBN SEENA ACADEMY

Basically hell.

I hope I don't ever end up in Ibn Seena Academy.

by _Faith_ December 10, 2018

eno river academy

a fucking charter school in Hillsborough, North Carolinathat has a total of about 2 students. They didn't have time to interview any staff before hiring meaning we're stuck with some bat shit crazy teachers and some ones that don't even understand what they're teaching. Where the principal lies to the lower school about the the guy that's brought a knife into school three times with the intentions of stabbing someone. ERA is full of redneck white people who think they're the shit because their older sibling bought them a juul.

"Hey you go to ERA?"
"Yeah"

"Did you hear about the kid that tried to stab this one chick"
"Nah I was too busy hitting my juul in the bathroom"

eno river academy is where the rednecks with nicotine addictions go

by pu55yki113r April 14, 2019

Lincoln Park Academy

A school where teachers have affairs with each other and the students fuck in the bathrooms.

“Dude!! Did you see the Lincoln Park Academy’s new teacher? She sexy asf and put math teachers coming into her!!”

by yeetusfetus August 9, 2019

Barrack Hebrew Academy

Jewish school of rich white kids. After shabbat, they smoke pot or go to a Sixers game because they never have any good parties.

That kid with th big nose definitely goes to Barrack Hebrew Academy

by JoelWalter April 23, 2021

big apple academy

Annoying school, which is honestly rude as hell homophobic, racist and has Russian grandmas as teachers who will yell at you for “talking back”

Big apple academy is such a crappy school.

by Johnnn Don November 24, 2021

Founders Classical Academy of Flower mound

Founders classical academy of flower mound is a school with a bunch of shitty teachers that suck themselves off over Shakespeare plays. If you wear a non school jacket or a skirt that is an inch too short you are strung up on a cross and set you on fire to burn off the non school jacket. they also hired a creepy gym teacher that was gross and actively favored the girls so he could try together with them.

Founders Classical Academy of flower mound is not a good school to enroll your kids in!

by Capital One January 7, 2022