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Square Bitch

Square Bitch: a nerdy or square female. A female who has her priorities together and is NOT likely to be hit on by thug niggas. She does not party or fuck around. Only a real Player will see the potential of this type of female.
Example: You go to a party and see a fine looking "Ripper" and if you smash, you better have been wearing a condom. Now a "Square Bitch" you can meet at Barnes and Nobles. She will most likely have a car and her own place and if you smash, the risk of catching something is lower than that of a ripper.
by Bay Mac January 13, 2017
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Square

Crying all the tears, smokin' all the squares, workin' for ya boy, ya came short and full of swears.
by Trixster Million January 6, 2020
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Square Go

Arthur: "Tell me, Percy, does your wife enjoy rape?"

Percy: "Square go, sir."
by Wlady June 1, 2011
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dupe square

toilet paper filled with shaving cream, neatly folded into a square, and used to dupe or trick or fool somebody while they are sleeping, or unaware of a dupe attack, so be watching around all corners or keeping a close eye while your sleeping or u will get the dupe treatment.
dude!!..... you just duped squared me.

stop actin crazy with that dupe square or your gonna hurt someone.

i got hit with a dupe square yesterday so throw it at tom this time.
by spelunker mjd June 27, 2010
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Quickie Square

The act of going out for a quick cigarette.

Quickie - Doing something in a fast or quick manner.

Square - Slang for cigarette.

Combined creates quickie square.

Not to be confused with the carpentry tool used to make straight 90 degree angle cuts which is also called a quickie square.
I'm going out for a quickie square, wanna come?

He just got back from a Quickie Square break.
by NTHNEZ December 7, 2011
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VP Squared

VP Squared: Verb, Pronoun, Preposition- Get=(verb) Over=(preposition) It=(Pronoun).

A geeky English Major's way of being sarcastic to another in conversation, through an overly dramatic and drawn out manner, in order to successfully make the recipient of said phrase feel like a complete tool.

Best used within the social context of a well established and long term friendship as a form of backhanded endearment; otherwise you might just get punched out.

Can also be used in the past tense.
Example:

Bob - "Man, My GF is such a drama queen."
Tom - "How long are you going to put up with her shit? VP Squared, already!"
Bob - "Huh? VP what?"
Tom - (Heavy sigh)"Verb, Preposition,
Pronoun, dumb ass."
Bob - "Come again?"
Tom - "Get Over It, Man! DAMN!"


Past Tense Example:

Tom - "Hey, how are things with you and the bitchy GF?"
Bob - "I vp squared that situation (got over it). Broke up with her weeks ago, son."
Tom - " Good for you, man."
by Prospoi November 1, 2008
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Oy squared

When something happens and it's beyond oy, it's oy squared.
Andrea: The cable went out, the toilet over flowed and I'm out of wine.
Richard: Oy.
Andrea: No, oy squared!
by And What December 13, 2014
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