poon steady

To be regularly fucking two or more girls while still being single.

"Ryan, do you really have to bring Amber coffee at work?"
"Hey man, it's the little things that keep you poon steady"

by Bonjanglez64 August 10, 2014

Skeeter poon

When a womans vagina is so small or tights it's difficult to have intercourse but feels good once you get it in.

Did you hear? Jackee's got that skeeter poon, chad couldn't even get in.

by Goldenshisno January 2, 2017

Poon Farmer

Somebody who has many different women waiting to be "Harvested." He can use the poon as he pleases, Whenever he wants

Guy1: Did you see Joe at the party Talking to all those women?
Guy2: Yeah he was Totally a Poon Farmer, and it was time for him to harvest

by BlackSteel December 2, 2010

Poon Tonic

An alcoholic drink that will get a girl drunk to help you get laid.

Dude what are you drinking, it's stout as fuck? It's poon tonic, I'm gonna go give it to that slut over there.

by teitezzy January 3, 2011

party poon

a vagina often used at drunken get togethers

o thats a nasty party poon

by partypoon March 5, 2009

Poon Harbour

The name of said persons genitals who gets all the poon

Peter "Hey where's Guy gone?"
Lewie "He's over there with those girls, his dick is such a Poon Harbour"

by Ding dong dang son October 30, 2011

Poon Shadow

When a woman has a five o-clock shadow on her beav before her next waxing.

"Girl, I think it's time for a Brazillian, you have a poon shadow."

by r8dersjc January 8, 2014