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Melon head

Another term for a “dumb twat” and a good thing to use infront of parents of teachers so they don’t spank you.

Melon head is also being debated on wether it should be a racist slur to black people because of the stereotype that black people like melon.

Calling somebody a “melon head” will give you ultimate power almost as if that big chubby grape snapped his fingers.

BE CAREFUL WITH USE OF THIS PHRASE:
CAN BE LETHAL
Steve: YOU NITWIT ITS 5

Chubby Grape: NO ITS 69 MELON HEAD
by I’m sand December 4, 2020
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Melon head

Another word for “dumb twat” and the person who says this is most likely short and popular.

Be careful using the phrase because it is lethal. Calling somebody a melon head is the equivalent of the chubby grape snapping his fat arse fingers.
Example:

STEVE: ITS 5 YOU NITWIT

THANOS: NO ITS 69.420 MELON HEAD
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MMA -MELON MUSIC AWARDS

THE MOST RIGGED KOREAN AWARD SHOW THERE IS.

Selling awards show within their Family Shared affiliated companies.
Starships Ent. rigged another show for the second time by buying Cravity the undeserving MMA -MELON MUSIC AWARDS ROTY and stealing it from deserving TREASURE.
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Melons

Melons are the most holy creation on earth. The melon god will save this world and reincarnate every being at the end of man

There is one Melon God and he is amongst us
ALL PRAISE THE ALL MIGHTY MELON -Pope 2020

Melon God (a being that will save us all)
Melons (a almighty being capable of destroying worlds)
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Melonous

A word Jack Manifold has created to refer to someone acting dumb.
Tommy is acting rather melonous today.
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Melon Surfin'

When five or more men hold a melon up in midair with nothing but their penis.
Hey man ya' wanna go melon surfin' today?
Yo me an' the homies are coming to my place today to melon surf , you in?
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melon

a rlly cool twitch stream who should def follow
yo have you heard the twitch streamer, melon?

no who is it
bro they are a huge lin manuel miranda simp
ok im following
twitch.tv/melonnchann
by chickatheduck September 18, 2021
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