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triple jerk

When someone Jerks off (Masturbates), jerks (dance move), and eats beef jerky all at the same time.
1. Last night, when my parents left I got some beef jerky and started triple jerkin through out the house.

2. My favorite part of the day is when I can come home and triple jerk as much as I want.
by pimpster12 April 6, 2011
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jerk and toss

to make the motion of jacking off, then throwing the load in someones face
noah was bitching, so mike and thoma jerk and tossed him right to his face.
by mark durning September 6, 2007
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Kamakazi Jerk

When you start jerking off right after you call your Mom, Dad, Brother, Sister, or Stepsister comes into the room and try to finish.
How did you lose your virginity? I tried to kamakazi jerk and my stepsister came in.
by StarryNick June 26, 2019
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John-Jerk

When someone is just being irrationally stubborn for no reason, but they are still adorably lovable.
John was being a John-jerk and insisting he was right (he wasn't), but I just love him too much to take the bait and fight, so I am happy to be the blame-eater.
by JaneGordon.com April 4, 2023
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Soap jerking

Using soap in the shower or bath as lube to masturbate with.
My friends dad caught me soap jerking in their shower.
by MA BIGGEST MISTAKE YET December 23, 2016
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Circle Jerk

An ancient Christian ritual involving 6 priests and 6 choirboys forming a circle and masturbating the person sat to their right whilst saying the lords prayer. I2 is the official number but it can be done with more or less.
Father Bailey enjoyed the circle jerk and today he would sit next to Thomas.
by PantsuGoblin March 22, 2023
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Feels Jerk

A feels jerk is when a group of sensitive SJWs are all on a social media site (usually Tumblr, but may also include Facebook and Youtube.) and begin commenting and complaining about a meme, picture, video, person(s) or event that upsets them. In a feels jerk the SJWs will generally outnumber the normal thinking people and will give 2 paragraph long "you're being mean" posts to any person that objects. The other members will then up vote it and make some retarded 5 word comments about how awesome their fellow SJW is (ie. "You go gurl" "Top comment" "exactly" "^^^^^^^^^:)))))")

it is for this reason that we call this a Feels Jerk as they are figuratively jerking each other off while they talk about their feelings.
SJW "Oh my god, that poor dog was shot by that evil man!" #prayfordoggy

Normal Person "Wait, what the fuck? First off it's a fucking coyote not a dog. Second it would have killed his small child if he did not shoot it.

SJW "omgggg are you for real i say hes evil an all you bring up is that hes a coyote it doesnt even matter its a living being and that man took him away"

Normal Person: "How about you fuck off, go back to tumblr and have a feels jerk with your fellow SJWs.!"

Guy 1: "Bro, I shared this video and a bunch of weird people I barley know began commenting about how it's offensive and insensitive."

Guy 2: "Sounds like SJWS. What was it about?"

Guy 1: "It was just one of those smack cam pranks, I tried to reason with them but they kept saying how mean the prank was and how their friend might kill him self."

Guy 2: "Sounds like they were have a Feels Jerk and you were right in the middle of it."
by Urban Dicktonary March 22, 2016
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