Max

Max is a person that is an absolute cooker. Uses ridiculous sayings too try and finds the smallest thing about a person to bully them about. Max has a special bond with demons

Oi max you cooker stfu before I smash you

by Bryanoffsmokepacket December 9, 2018

MAX

Max is a person known as a fat virgin, no matter how hard he tries he’ll never accomplish anything in life but eat 6 pounds a food a day and masturbate to all his crushes in his lifetime. Including his own mom

Wow max your a fatass

by John tepu June 17, 2020

Max

A tall fat young man who has a passion for noncing on little kids.Presumibly between the age of 40 and 80 and has a small penis.Gets beaten at home and loves a good ram by his homosexual family members.Usually has a sexual relationship with a nonce called Nathan who is usually Scottish.Usually wears nhs quality and stolen specs.Whips around in a double decker bus.

That fat nonce called max.

by Whjkgehvftjbdsbhh December 27, 2018

Max

Ahhhh, man
That one guy that will either ruin or make your day, yep that one.
He's a nice guy if you get to know him, for some reason likes post Malone ALOT. Is straight (most of the time) but will most likely be friends with girls more than boys..that's just the way he is!

Boy: Yo dude WTF is up with your new BF
Girl : Max? Oh, he's just being himself.

by Randomeguy125$ September 2, 2019

Max

A gay ass nibba who takes it in the ass with a dildo

Person: "damn that Max is a gay ass nibba"

by FeliciaDoesDick May 31, 2018

Max

Max is a stupid idiot who is a cheater and a player. He is the ultimate fuckboy and is most likely depressed. He is most likely gay because he can’t stick to one girl.

Oh look at that boy he’s such a player, he must be max.

Oh look at that hot girl I wanna date her...2 days later at another girl omg she’s so hot.

by Aaccffllmmnnd May 19, 2018

Max

Your friendly Outdoor Ed TA.

Max made sure no one put the helmet on backwards.

by cadmiumisdangerous October 25, 2018