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Obama Zombie 

One who has political beliefs motivated by social image.

One who refuses to make political decisions independent of the media.

Obama Zombies present themselves as very political.
Jill is an Obama Zombie. She threw out her Lysol spray and bought expensive eco-friendly cleaner. Now she doesn't feel guilty. She has one Che Guevara shirt, one Obama shirt, and one Gandhi shirt, all three made in China.
Obama Zombie by Mug time October 13, 2008
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Zombie Apocalypse 

Zombie Apocalypse (Latin: apocalyptus inmortuis) denotes the (total or partial) extinction of mankind by zombies and is one of the most common subjects in movies and computer games .
Often used as an excuse by people playing zombie FPS .
Movies: Resident Evil, Zombieland, Dawn of the Dead, Shaun of the Dead etc.
Games: Resident Evil, Left 4 Dead, Dead Space etc.

Father: Son, stop wasting your time with those bloody video games already!
Son: I am not wasting time, I am preparing for the Zombie Apocalypse!
Zombie Apocalypse by D-fine June 27, 2012
'Hoe, Zayn Malik is like a flailing zombie these days dude.'

'Yep yep, too scared to sing outside a studio. FLOP junkie man.'
Zombie by 1dead November 2, 2019
A model citizen, and someone who we all should strive to be. Zombies don't hide behind their insecurities or lie to other people. They just want your brains. They don't need to exaggerate to make anyone feel better, but instead, being the upfront creatures that they are, make a bull run for your delicious flesh. They don't waste away life by making false friends, finding a girl or guy zombie only to be led on, and drinking their entire life to ease the pain. Nay, they do what they want (eating brains) at any cost, being shot in the head, blown up into a million pieces, being clobbered with blunt objects. But at the end of the day, battered and beaten, the zombie finds a way to moan and get on with his life. Isn't that the true secret to personal fulfillment?
Zombie 1: "Braaaaaaiins!"
Zombie 2: "Brains?"
Zombie by 73H L337 H4X0R!!1 November 5, 2010

zombie sex

Sex with a zombie.

When presented with a fairly fresh zombie that still has attractive characteristics, the concept of sex with said zombie occurs to you and, depending on circumstances, may become reality.

When the zombie apocalypse comes, many people will have a wagonful of zombies held captive for just this purpose, and likely be prepared to kill living people just so they can have zombie sex with them.
Dude 1: Stacey is so hot, her bod is super sweet.

Dude 2: Forget it dude, the only way you'll ever fuck her is zombie sex.
zombie sex by Mr. Cardboard November 8, 2011

Zombieterte 

A person who do not want to use his/her mind but only agree to what is instructed by their leaders regardless if it is wrong or right.
President Rodrigo Duterte supporters are called Zombieterte because they agree to killings and extra judicial killings, murder, and ruthless governance.

bathroom zombie 

The temporary metamorphosis one makes in a public bathroom between the sink and the hand drying utilities.
The only way to avoid being a bathroom zombie is by getting your pants wet...
bathroom zombie by howwitty January 17, 2008