an online web journal where people post to talk to themselves or to show others their problems. usually includes "i'm bored" or "i finally updated" in most entries. if people don't post a picture of themselves on their xanga, it tells you that they're either really ugly or they're ashamed of how they look.
by kevin May 1, 2006
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by You already know who... October 28, 2019
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by R. Venture31 October 28, 2018
Get the Xanderman mug.A god like black kid who is a resident of Blue Springs, MO. He frequently wears shades and will jump you at any moment using a pencil or a eraser hanging on the end of a nuse. He make cocktails and frequently will end up mixing the wrong things into his drinks. Like the black god he is Xander Hall likes to make memes to help deal with his depression (His shades hides the fact that hes slowly losing his sanity). Be on the look out for his dad. "Have you seen my Dad?"
Merdy Mop#1- Hey you got the pods i bought?
Merdy Mop#2- Yea my nigga, lemme get one out
Xander Hall- YOU EAT ALL MY BEANS NIGGA!!!
Merdy Mop#1- Oh shit!
Merdy Mop#2- Run my nigga! Run!
Xander Hall- I'm not even using 10% of my power.
*continues to beat with handmade whip
Merdy Mop#2- Yea my nigga, lemme get one out
Xander Hall- YOU EAT ALL MY BEANS NIGGA!!!
Merdy Mop#1- Oh shit!
Merdy Mop#2- Run my nigga! Run!
Xander Hall- I'm not even using 10% of my power.
*continues to beat with handmade whip
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Daniel.The father of the entire community (aka daddy ).Dank greek meme page in which he uploads stolen memes mostly from facebook.Hates his job.Has an obsession with cats,so dont e v e r think about telling him sth bad about a cat,or show him a cat abusing “funny” video.He will burst into tears.His page got deleted a lot of times because of several raids that were done by fucking normies.Thats why he has like 6392 backups.Doesnt use hashtags like the other meme pages since he is private.Captions be like ‘ok’ or ‘ight’ on every single post.His original content can be found on another meme page called memegistanas.Very funny and cool guy.Vibe checked, 10/10.
Daniel.The father of the entire community (aka daddy ).Dank greek meme page in which he uploads stolen memes mostly from facebook.Hates his job.Has an obsession with cats,so dont e v e r think about telling him sth bad about a cat,or show him a cat abusing “funny” video.He will burst into tears.His page got deleted a lot of times because of several raids that were done by fucking normies.Thats why he has like 6392 backups.Doesnt use hashtags like the other meme pages since he is private.Captions be like ‘ok’ or ‘ight’ on every single post.His original content can be found on another meme page called memegistanas.Very funny and cool guy.Vibe checked, 10/10.
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