tally wackered

The act of being tricked into having sexual relations with a transvestite.

Bobby didn't know he had been tally wackered until he copped a feel under her skirt and realized she was a he.

by BelfryBattsman April 22, 2015

Weed Whacker

One who gets high and beats off.

"You were gone awhile...what are you, some kind of weed whacker?"

by WheedWhacker23 November 2, 2015

pasty whacker

Term used to describe a fat person or a wanker.

"Tim, put down that burger you pasty whacker!"

by ThatGuyHelm October 14, 2016

Wienie wacker

A good bunch to have arrested when you're trying to make quota at the end of the month.

Where you goin with the mask I found wienie wacker?

by Solid Mantis March 30, 2018

Weed Whacker

A person (usually male) who tends to masturbate after smoking marijuana

I turn into a Weed Whacker after smoking pot

by Mikey69Scmitty May 23, 2018

Double Decker Rectum Wrecker

The act of taking a shit so massive that it makes your anus bleed as it leaves your ass cannon, the sheer magnitude of this mega turd smashes against the water causing a tsunami that

eventually splashes your buttcheeks.

Do you have an ass bandage I just destroyed myself with that double decker rectum wrecker that I left in the toilet bowl.

by Yourmomsjuicypussy April 11, 2023

wacker

one who is cought in the acked at wacking

wacker is getting out of work early today

by wak-er July 24, 2003