woodfin

noun, adj.

an extremely slutty ex-girlfriend who refuses to dye her roots.

example:

God, Hannah is being such a woodfin! Doesn't she know ElliotT is SOOO over her?

by jayceemmm November 22, 2011

Woodford Folk Festival

The most amazing week long music festival held in Woodford QLD Australia.
Goes from the 27th of Dec to the 1st of Jan.

"I just had the best week"
"Where?"
"Woodford Folk Festival of course"

by Yogi Bear 2012 January 4, 2012

Woofprenuer

Someone that is a Dog Doctor and a Dog whisper. May love to take dogs on walks but only for exactly 14 minutes and 35 seconds. Always smells like dogs and wears a paper bag as a jumper. You may want to keep your dog on a lead near this person as they like to steal dogs if they think they aren't being walked properly.

Omg, put your dog on a lead! The Woofprenuer is near!

by Woofprenuer February 5, 2012

Wooft

The sound your grandmas viginal flaps make while fox trotting emiting a putrid odur

Grandma:watch my fox trot *wooft opens the gate of hades*

by PoonLord69 November 25, 2014

woof wagon

riding the woof wagon is the equivalent of riding the struggle bus except it is only said by the dankest of dudes not a slew of unintelligent teenage white girls

"Riding that woof wagon harddd tonight bruh"

by thee.silverpony May 14, 2014

Woof

Though mainly used in the Gay community to signify the Bear in the relationship. With the advent of Social Media (ie. FaceBook, Twitter, MySpace etc) Guys use it as a secret way of communicating their pack matesWhen he posts woof on a certain womans posts or timeline, wall etc. He is informing his friends that this is a Bitch he wants to rape doggie style. Most women think they are being complimented when actually they are being Dissed

On FACEBOOK:
Tina: Just got home from Pilates and I'm stoked, my butts getting tight
Randal: 'Woof'
(then in private to his friends "I wanna break her over like a double barrels shotgun and jack my round in her chamber

RapeSexual Conquest

by ALW 446 September 13, 2014

Woof

Used to remark on something that sounds dirty. Similar to 'that's what she said' only not childish and outdated. Usually used with double entendres.

“Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.” Woof.
― L. Frank Baum

by svak.fk;vsb August 15, 2016