Sea men

what the boys in South Park thought was in mrs. choksondik's coffee to kill her in the Season 6 episode 'The Simpsons Already Did It'

news reporter: "They found semen in her stomach."
Eric Cartman: "TWEEK, YOU KILLED MRS. CHOKSONDIK WITH MY SEA MEN!"
Tweek: "GAH! I didn't put your sea people in her coffee! GAH!"

by CrispyChickenCumSandwich November 9, 2022

men suit

Pubic hair on your body, specialy chest.

-- Guys went swimming. --
Paul: Aren't you cold?
Mark: No way, I wear my men suit.

by johnymachine September 14, 2009

Sick men

Sick men suffer from a malady that is equal or greater to that of women giving birth. If you cross paths will a sick man, please give him undying sympathy and wait on him hand and foot....have sandwiches at the ready and be prepared to give at least an hour foot rub.

My man is sick, the poor dear, women should show the proper attention to all SICK MEN and have sandwiches on standby. Addressing SICK MEN from your knees as been known to speed recovery.

by Maximilian Dinkus March 19, 2022

Men Meeting

A Men Meeting is a “Circle Jerk” all members will put their phones in the middle (sometimes with porn sometimes without) and perform a Circle Jerk

You going to the men meeting tonight? I hear all the men are going

by Acton-man July 17, 2020

The Men Trio

The Men Trio is the greatest trio of all time, they are unparalleled. They are good-looking, smart, charismatic, hilarious, throbbing, hard, rock-hard, beautiful, and throbbing. Their unofficial member Saafir is also the best of his Saafir kind! Throbbing, hard, and everything in between! Oh how much I wanna lick in between his toes.......

Yo! Garboolaskroo! Did you hear about The Men Trio? They are Rock Hard!

by Gabeeb October 27, 2023

she-men

female jiz, cum, ejaculatory fluid, semen, etc.

The smell of your semen and my she-men smells oddly like pretzel rods. Why does our sex smell like foods?

by tori.jo November 5, 2010

Terp-men

Slang for molly or MDMA - deriving from the 2 NCAA mascots for the 2 universities located in Maryland and Massachusetts. For example, you are combining “Terp” which is the nickname for the Maryland Terrapins and “men” from UMass Minutemen.

Been using it for years and not a single person has ever even remotely decided it. Popular amongst a group of 20 of us. It’s time for the word to take off... sort of like all my brain cells when I hang out 2 grams of it.

Terp-men tonight or what?

Better be.. I’m trying to rub my dick all over some leather!

by G-Var June 24, 2018